I need a girlfriend

[roxanne69]

The Southern Accent is associated with ignorance, and in strong doses sound really really godawful. A man with a deep voice can carry one off. I'm not particularly deep-voiced though.


I like Canadian accents.

*titter* Canadians don't have accents, silly. That's why they hire us to read YOUR news (peter jennings)

 

[Azwed]

The Southern Accent is associated with ignorance, and in strong doses sound really really godawful. A man with a deep voice can carry one off. I'm not particularly deep-voiced though.


I like Canadian accents.

Exactly i normaly don't use my real deep southern accent for anything except jokes or party tricks. I have a slightly milder virginia southern accent that I use when I am working as a mechanic because it seems to make people more comfortable. I use normal neutral english for just about everything else.

 

[cheesysusie]

All you Americans with sexy accents trying to hide them Why???

Oh honey, I have a great Southern accent, I keep in reserve. It's definitely a dangerous weapon, and to be handled with care. I find it has a way of getting me whatever I want. So I try to keep it for those special occasions.

 

[Sillyman]

Ahhh, Canadians are sultry infernos of fiery passion. *drool*

 

[Azwed]

KM's accent is gorgeous. *drools*

 

[roxanne69]

Damn, now I wanna be Roxanne's girlfriend. Especially for the lingerie. And I'm mainly straight!

If this "foreigner" loves your accent we can work on that "mainly straight" thing lol


Ok I wanna be everyone's gf! You all have something special about you. Sillyman's psychosis is in the lead tho'...oh, and those legs!

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Oh honey, I have a great Southern accent, I keep in reserve. It's definitely a dangerous weapon, and to be handled with care. I find it has a way of getting me whatever I want. So I try to keep it for those special occasions.

Us women with southern accents can get away with a lot more once we break them out. Cheesy is right....only when a weapon of Male Destruction is necessary

 

[roxanne69]

Exactly i normaly don't use my real deep southern accent for anything except jokes or party tricks. I have a slightly milder virginia southern accent that I use when I am working as a mechanic because it seems to make people more comfortable. I use normal neutral english for just about everything else.

Deep voice? Southern Virginia accent with a deep voice AND you do party tricks? And we share the same political views?

Talk fast sillyman!

 

[Azwed]

weapon of Male Destruction

I am sorry this is a no bad puns thread.

*points to sign*

 

[Sillyman]

I don't think I can talk fast enough on this one sweetie.

 

[roxanne69]

Oh honey, I have a great Southern accent, I keep in reserve. It's definitely a dangerous weapon, and to be handled with care. I find it has a way of getting me whatever I want. So I try to keep it for those special occasions.

will you talk to me like that, in a sexy lil southern drawl and bat your eyelashes? *melting*

 

[roxanne69]

Ahhh, Canadians are sultry infernos of fiery passion. *drool*

hey, it's -32 degrees here...we have to be!!!

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

I am sorry this is a no bad puns thread.

*points to sign*

Didn't anyone tell you I don't pay attention to rules and regs?

Plus I can't read the sign

*bats eyelashes innocently*

 

[Azwed]

Deep voice? Southern Virginia accent with a deep voice AND you do party tricks? And we share the same political views?

Talk fast sillyman!

Heh i don't know how much of that last one is true I am left moderate/centrist. The socialism quote is from an ancient discussion between ppman and I. Just a dab will do you know don't want to end up like the UK in the 70's.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

If this "foreigner" loves your accent we can work on that "mainly straight" thing lol


Ok I wanna be everyone's gf! You all have something special about you. Sillyman's psychosis is in the lead tho'...oh, and those legs!

WAIT WAIT I was her first GIRLFRIEND ( on this thread at least) !! Back off Susie She's mine *grrrr*

 

[cheesysusie]

will you talk to me like that, in a sexy lil southern drawl and bat your eyelashes? *melting*

Of course I will sweetiepie.

 

[Sillyman]

hey, it's -32 degrees here...we have to be!!!

Yeah. *dreamy sigh*

Unfortunately, I'm far left liberal in addition to being psychotic.

 

[roxanne69]

Heh i don't know how much of that last one is true I am left moderate/centrist. The socialism quote is from an ancient discussion between ppman and I. Just a dab will do you know don't want to end up like the UK in the 70's.

I have been in the same political threads as you (but you don't remember ) I am a left/centrist/moderate as well. -10 points for not remembering.

*sitting in Sillyman's lacy lap*

 

[Sillyman]

I write bad poetry.

I buy flowers.

I learn the favorite candy and don't eat all the good ones.

I stalk down that perfume that they discontinued.

I look good in stockings.

I think that's all I have going for me though.

 

[roxanne69]

WAIT WAIT I was her first GIRLFRIEND ( on this thread at least) !! Back off Susie She's mine *grrrr*

mmmm! catfight!

Maybe I should hold girlfriend auditions? lol

 

[cheesysusie]

Yeah. *dreamy sigh*

Unfortunately, I'm far left liberal in addition to being psychotic.

Damn sillyman!! Another far left liberal in Alabama?? I thought I was the only one!

 

[Sillyman]

I have been in the same political threads as you (but you don't remember ) I am a left/centrist/moderate as well. -10 points for not remembering.

*sitting in Sillyman's lacy lap*

Thank God. I've wanted someone to sit in my lap for the last 6 years.

 

[Azwed]

I have been in the same political threads as you (but you don't remember ) I am a left/centrist/moderate as well. -10 points for not remembering.

*sitting in Sillyman's lacy lap*

I remember I just remember you being farther out their then me. Hmhh I remember PC getting shitty with you, not unusual, so that is probably clouding my judgement.

 

[roxanne69]

I write bad poetry.

I buy flowers.

I learn the favorite candy and don't eat all the good ones.

I stalk down that perfume that they discontinued.

I look good in stockings.

I think that's all I have going for me though.

You forgot:

You're fun

You're thoughtful

You don't have stupid macho hangups and are comfortable in your own sexuality and masculinity

You are the only one who is the same kind of psychotic as me

You're adventurous

You're a good friend

So far you are still in the lead

 

[Sillyman]

Damn sillyman!! Another far left liberal in Alabama?? I thought I was the only one!

Mind you that's Far Left American- "Socialized Medicine", not far left Alabama, "Slavery might not have been a hot idea,".