I need a girlfriend

[Sillyman]

Because you can only do the really fun things with someone you can trust, you know?

 

[Azwed]

I can give you mine.

 

[Sillyman]

How many miles does she have on her?

 

[Azwed]

How many miles does she have on her?

Three guys and she is extra kinky/limber.

 

[roxanne69]

I volunteer. You are the only person I know who is as dark as I am and who can also be as much fun! I also suspect you have a very very sexy southern accent!

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

I volunteer. You are the only person I know who is as dark as I am and who can also be as much fun! I also suspect you have a very very sexy southern accent!

I need a girlfriend too

I'm tired of penises...sorry guys....

at least for now.

 

[Sillyman]

I volunteer. You are the only person I know who is as dark as I am and who can also be as much fun! I also suspect you have a very very sexy southern accent!

Oh excellent. I need someone who can easily accept what a sick psycotic bastard I am. Certainly an adorable sick psyco, but sicko none the less.

The southern accent is practically none existent.

 

[Sillyman]

I need a girlfriend too

I'm tired of penises...sorry guys....

at least for now.

Bah, who needs penises? They wear out too damn fast.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Bah, who needs penises? They wear out too damn fast.

Yeah tell me about it. Have yet to find one to keep up with moi

 

[roxanne69]

ok sillyman cutie pie psycho, but can I have mytasteislikecandy as a girlfriend on the side? She is just too yummy! what a perfect bum and pretty face! (omg i am such a slut!)

Sillyman, I think I should be the judge of that nonexistant accent. No one ever thinks they have one. You can't be living in the middle of Alabama and NOT have one heehee I love accents!

 

[Azwed]

Bah Alabama accents are soooooo overrated. Texas accents are better.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

ok sillyman cutie pie psycho, but can I have mytasteislikecandy as a girlfriend on the side? She is just too yummy! what a perfect bum and pretty face! (omg i am such a slut!)

Sillyman, I think I should be the judge of that nonexistant accent. No one ever thinks they have one. You can't be living in the middle of Alabama and NOT have one heehee I love accents!

Thanks roxanne....you a good girlfriend though?

 

[Sillyman]

I don't mind if you have a girlfriend on the side. Knock yourself out.

I'll let you judge about the accent though if you ever get the chance.

 

[roxanne69]

Bah Alabama accents are soooooo overrated. Texas accents are better.

*swoon* I LOVE Texas accents

 

[Sillyman]

Bah Alabama accents are soooooo overrated. Texas accents are better.

Lucky I was raised in Texas AND Alabama huh?

 

[Azwed]

I unlearned my texas accent because I was teased so much but I can bring it back if I think a little bit. I can switch between a few southern accents but is a bit of a strain.

 

[cheesysusie]

I was born and raised here in Alabama, and I'm proud to say I have a very negligent trace of an accent. I've been told so by all kinds of people, Southerners, Northerners, foreigners, Californians. Some people are just lucky like that.

 

[roxanne69]

Thanks roxanne....you a good girlfriend though?

I am a great gf. I am horny all the time, have lots of ex gf references lol and will buy you lingerie without it being your birthday

 

[Sillyman]

I speak like who I'm with. It's just natural defense.

 

[Sillyman]

I am a great gf. I am horny all the time, have lots of ex gf references lol and will buy you lingerie without it being your birthday

Will you buy ME lingerie without it being my birthday though?

 

[roxanne69]

I speak like who I'm with. It's just natural defense.

All you Americans with sexy accents trying to hide them Why???

 

[cheesysusie]

Damn, now I wanna be Roxanne's girlfriend. Especially for the lingerie. And I'm mainly straight!

 

[Sillyman]

All you Americans with sexy accents trying to hide them Why???

The Southern Accent is associated with ignorance, and in strong doses sound really really godawful. A man with a deep voice can carry one off. I'm not particularly deep-voiced though.


I like Canadian accents.

 

[roxanne69]

Will you buy ME lingerie without it being my birthday though?

The way those incredible legs look in stay up stockings? You better believe it baby!!!!!!

 

[Sillyman]

The way those incredible legs look in stay up stockings? You better believe it baby!!!!!!

Ooh la la.

I'm gld my legs got such a wide audience.