I Need A Blowjob...

[Sid Onmyface]

.... And the first season of Futurama on DVD.

I'm probably only going to get half of those thing today....

 

[LadyG]

Yeah, well, I need a lot of things and they ain't gonna happen either.

Welcome to real world

 

[Bluesboy2]

.... And the first season of Futurama on DVD.

I'm probably only going to get half of those thing today....

It's a good thing that money can buy both. eh?

 

[8ball]

Who's Sid?

 

[faery pet]

awww at least you got half right

 

[badasschick]

OK, now get yourself a water wing and grease that fucker up inside with Nivea or any premium hand cream will do.

Sit back on the couch, switch on the TV and stroke to your heart's content.