"I love pie..."
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TheLobster
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"I'm more of a tau person, myself."
sirhugs
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never heard of a cream tau
Rob_Royale
with cheese
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A wife at a table in a fine restaurant and a tall handsome waiter. On Freeuseday.
Brandnewbuddy
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Woman who has been stuck in a universe that runs on porn rules:
“GOD DUCKING SAMMIT! I just want a fucking normal pie. Is there any normal fucking food in this universe? I went to the grocery store yesterday to get some fish sticks and wound up in an Innsmouth blowbang. I JUST want a normal FUCKING pie!”
Terrified baker: ma’am it’s a banana cream pie. I’m sorry, I don’t know what I did wrong.
“Oh, um sorry about that. How much do I owe?”
“Well the register is broken but we do accept sexual favors for baked goods “cake for cake” y’know”
“Goddamit…alright right drop your trousers and I’ll lean over the table. No dirty talk, and if you aren’t finished by the time I am, it’s your problem, not mine.”
“Very good ma’am”
“GOD DUCKING SAMMIT! I just want a fucking normal pie. Is there any normal fucking food in this universe? I went to the grocery store yesterday to get some fish sticks and wound up in an Innsmouth blowbang. I JUST want a normal FUCKING pie!”
Terrified baker: ma’am it’s a banana cream pie. I’m sorry, I don’t know what I did wrong.
“Oh, um sorry about that. How much do I owe?”
“Well the register is broken but we do accept sexual favors for baked goods “cake for cake” y’know”
“Goddamit…alright right drop your trousers and I’ll lean over the table. No dirty talk, and if you aren’t finished by the time I am, it’s your problem, not mine.”
“Very good ma’am”
latent_heat
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Clearly, it's twice a cream pie. Although one might think it is one pie with twice the cream, the astute reader will note that clearly tau is twice pie, and the cream is conserved. So a cream tau would involve creaming two pies!
latent_heat
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Overheard at the Thanksgiving table.
Granny, being hard of hearing, shouts loudly, demanding to have a cream pie, "Dag nabit, you know I can't bite through all the crust on that apple pie, and pumpkin tastes like butt."
"Granny!" the 23-year old Cassie, home from grad school, with her boyfriend, "Don't say stuff like that in front of Chester!"
Granny, not hearing (or at least not acknowledging that she heard), "I need a cream pie! Where's my cream pie?"
Cassie's 18-year old sister, Greta, stifles a giggle, but it is too late. Cassie glares, but Greta notices Chester looking too. They make eye contact...
