Pie Eating Contest

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in honour of Pi Day (march 14 =3.14)
after the contest, the contestants need a good hosing down... creating a situation much like a wet T Shirt contest...

one variation could be that the best pie eaters are chosen to compete to see if they are the best pussy eaters.
 
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I've been searching for a good aphrodisiac story, and this might be fun.
Four couples plan to get together on a random Sat. when someone realizes it falls on March 14th.
So, the theme shifts to Pi Day, and everyone is bringing pie and whip cream, chocolate sauces and other tasty add-ons, to have a delicious evening on the patio, under the pergola with a fire going. But no one can get enough of Donna's blackberry pie and before long they are licking it off one another's face. As the evening descends into decadent and debaucherous chaos, Donna smiles. "So glad you liked the pie. It's an old family recipe back from Salem, Massachusetts."
 
I can see the attraction in starting with an actual pie eating contest and then transitioning into pussy eating. But there is always the option of going straight for the good stuff. Make it an alternate pie eating contest: a cream-pie eating contest. Each team consists of a woman, a man, and another person who could be either. The man creams the woman, the third one eats it clean. First team to finish wins.

I did witness (did not participate, alas) an underwater pussy-eating contest in a huge hot tub once in Jamaica. The winner in this case was the one who could stay underwater the longest. The scuba divers were the best at it.
 
Two women are rivals in everything. Doesn’t matter what, if they can compete at it, they will.

So when they are travelling for business and see a pie eating contest, they join up. The promoters explain they might not want to join as things get a little steamy. This only makes the women even more interested as neither wants to chicken out.

Contest is revealed: it’s a pie eating contest but the twist is that half the contestants are at the table and half are underneath eating them out. Contest is to see how many pies you can eat while being eaten out over 15 minutes then switch. It’s just a fun little tradition and raises money for charity (law looks the other way) while letting the local women get some exhibition time

Of course the Main characters get paired up and they treat it as anything but friendly.
 
Make it an alternate pie eating contest: a cream-pie eating contest. Each team consists of a woman, a man, and another person who could be either. The man creams the woman, the third one eats it clean. First team to finish wins.
Coconut cream

Or maybe Boston Cream like in donuts.



Pie at the Y.
 
Then there is the "pie eating contest" where a beautiful cougar makes her lovers compete to see who can make her cum the fastest with just their mouth. The winner gets to accompany her on a swingers cruise.
 
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