i love babys

[sexy-girl]

my cousin was here today with her baby girl


she was adorable 9 months old ... just the way she was touching all the surfaces of the sofa the table the floor ... exploring her little world ... and she stared at me for the longest time for some reason she seem fascinated with me (maybe because i was with her) but whatever was going on she kept looking over at me and smiling


i couldnt imagine going through my life without having a baby one day ... i know this is a silly thread but its amazing how babys can move us so much even when they arent our own ... she didnt cry once while she was here

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

this isn't a stupid thread

I adore baby's
I will protect any of them.

I watch them all the time and can't wait till the day I can hold my own in my arms and watch them grow

 

[Guest]

 

[sexy-girl]

no baby's never misbehave they are always angels and never do anything wrong ... at least that was my experience today ... she was an angel ... we locked the dog outside because he's not use to baby's and we wanted to be safe but he was barking the whole time and the baby was just looking at him through the window she wasn't afraid or nervous even though he was barking pretty loud (not aggressively just barking to come in)


even when she fell over (she likes to stand up but she cant walk yet) and bumped her head a bit on a foot stool she didn't even cry then she just kind of looked with a puzzled expression


lisa (my girlfriend) kept looking at me funny all day she knew what i was going to say as soon as they left ... "i want us to have baby" she just smiled and kissed me ... and i said one day ... hehe not yet

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Jess does that too all the time tells me whe wan'ts a baby when she sees them or hears of them

 

[TWB]

I love babies. Their stuff doesn't interest me.


hehe.

 

[navarre]

This was posted a couple of months ago on this board.
It was good and true enough that I feel it should be re-posted here on this thread.
Oh GAWD! How do you mom's and dad's do it???
I am keeping my friend's baby tonight. A ten month old that looks like a doll out of a magazine. However, in 6 hours this little ten-month-old wrecking crew of one has taken up my carpet on opposite sides of the room. He has found a piece of tile in the kitchen that, apparently, needed to come up because he pulled it up. He has proven that child safety gates are only safe for small dogs; he has torn this one loose from the hinges.

I decided I would not let this little infant get the best of me. We would go to the store, surely all the new sights there would keep him entertained. NO WAY! He went from the child seat to the inside the cart itself, and then back and then the inside again. He decided he wanted out, ok fine. He twisted in my arms so much that I am sure he cooled the store off by 20 degrees just by his spinning. I came out of the store with a lot more that I KNOW that I put in that cart and did not get half of what I intended to purchase!

Still, I would not let this little bundle of joy (gritting my teeth now) get me down. BATH TIME! I read somewhere that a warm bath will soothe the savage beast. Well it may soothe beasts but it does nothing for children. While I was reaching for the baby shampoo he eats the soap and wailed loudly of course. Not too happy with the taste but seeing the bubbles come out of his mouth he liked. I learned that water is not meant to be in the tub, it looks much better on the floor. Toys in the tub are not cool but shampoo bottles rock! Getting dried off is the pits and having jammies put on sucks lemons.

Ok, I am still not giving up. A little play time and surely this little 20 pounder will get sleepy. I had purchased him a brand new pair of Reeboks for infants and they are not cheap, trust me. One of the shoes has now been christened in La Commode, the other is AWOL and we hold little hope for its recovery.

*sigh* Now with thoughts of giving up but no one to call to take him and the police tell me that what he is doing is not a crime, laughed and hung up in my face. Perhaps he is hungry. Apparently not. You would be amazed at how far vanilla custard can be spit by a ten month old and it causes such glee when it lands on the babysitter's face! The force behind the spit must be awesome because I can truly say it stung a bit when it hit my face not to mention my eyes. That's ok; I think I needed a cornea transplant anyway.

BEDTIME!! Rocking does not work as I have seen on TV. Reading is only fun because pages can be torn to shreds. WHEW! I think I will lie down with him and see if he will go to sleep. But WAIT! What's that smell? Oh GAWD! He has left a deposit in his diaper. Do you people have any idea how strong a ten month old can be that does not want his diaper changed, not to mention how strong their deposits smell? He crawls around as I am trying to clean him and put a diaper back on him. I am glad that he started pulling the carpet up because with those stains on it now, IT HAS to come up.

We finally lie down. He twists turns, kicks, bites at my most tender areas, eyes are not off limits to him either, apparently, cries, scratches. OH GAWD, I am sure I am in hell!! After about 30 minutes of this, no movement, except for even breathing on his part. I stopped breathing 15 minutes ago, it might disturb him. CAN IT BE? IS HE ASLEEP??? YESSSSS!!!!! OH GAWD YES, he is asleep. I feel like I have run the Boston marathon, the triathlon and won a gold medal for speed skating. And he is only ten months old. I can hardly wait till he starts walking. How DO you Mom's and Dad's do this full time? I used to want children, but I think I will buy a cabbage patch kid. GAWD am I tired!!!!
The ten month old has gone home. *WHEW* There is not a bone in my body that does not ache, my hair even hurts. The house that I spent days cleaning is a disaster area. I have found out that babies have "stash" and all the "healthy snacks" and "not so healthy snacks" that I thought he was consuming is being found under chairs, in chairs, inside the VCR and places that I have been afraid to look at yet. The plumbing is acting quite sluggish and I think I know where the AWOL Reebok is now. I cannot see out of the glass storm door due to millions of tiny handprints all over it.

I also found out that babies come equipped with a safety "overflow" valve and this baby overflowed on my satin comforter. I learned that the least amount of movement can cause the little tykes to "spew like a Pepsi" and they really do not care if someone’s face is the recipient of the spewing.

I feel like I have been in a "life's lesson" class this weekend. Cheetoes are for rubbing in a very blonde little head, ears are great storage for crackers and the aforementioned Cheetoes, watching an adult in pain from stepping on those "aren't those adorable" toys is a great source of amusement for children. Are people born with a BDSM streak and does that show up at such an early age? A bottle of baby’s milk looks much better to the younger set when shaken all over a dark, blue velveteen sofa and smeared in really deep. The hand is much quicker than the eye not only in the grocery store but as an adult puts one sock and shoe on a child, the other is coming off and this performance is encored many times. David Copperfield has nothing compared to the child.

As I placed the child in the car seat to go home (this is no easy trick I don't care what the directions say!) I became a very religious person. I prayed that nothing would ever happen to the child's Mom because I AM the Godparent!!

As the car pulled slowly out of the driveway a little blonde head in the back seat turned and waved at me and smiled a four-tooth smile. And something miraculous happened! I actually smiled back and a tear came to my eye because I knew I would miss the little guy. I knew that the stopped up plumbing, the carpet that now needs replacing, the tile in the kitchen that has to now be replaced, the molding on the corners of the living room that now has to be replaced, the satin comforter that has to be cleaned, the sofa that either has to be cleaned or a nice sheet placed over it, the VCR that will never work again with all of those crumbs in there...all of these things were worth it. And although I am more tired than I have ever been in my life, the weekend was one of the best that I have ever had and I would not trade one second of it!

Thanks to all that have posted here. I am glad some of you were able to go down memory lane for a moment. I am glad that others know they are not alone as they go through these trials and tribulations now. And most of all, I am very glad that the higher powers placed such a special child in my life. I am also thankful for vitamins and will start taking a double dose of them daily; I think I am going to need the strength.

 

[sexy-girl]

thank you navarre thats an amazing post and brought a huge smile to my face

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yeah, babies are cool. Then, they turn 2.

Two Year Olds

 

[DevilBoy79]

i love kids, got roughly soon to be, 16 all total, just glad their not all here in buffalo, i would love to have one with my S.O as long as the baby looks like her and has my blue eyes, its good to go

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I also adore babies...

Lately I have been thinking about how much I want one and have even brought it up to my S/O but he is fast to say that his baby making days are done.

I know I really don't want a baby right this very minute but some day when I am ready...

 

[Guru]

 

[Ladybird]

Babies are so special. They have a way of drawing love out of the least likely people.

Their innocence is beautiful. They're a joy to watch to share your life with.

My daughters first baby is due in 3 weeks, and I'll be a granny for the first time. A new baby in the family always draws it together.

Then my sons baby will be born 4 weeks after that. Two little angels to love... I'm a lucky woman.

 

[teddybear4play]

My stepsister has twin 1-year old boys. We were with them for the weekend and I couldn't stop playing with them. They're absolutely adorable.

Plus, they were born six weeks premature. I saw them the day they were born in the newborn version of intensive care. So I understand the many small miracles that needed to happen so that they can exist on this earth.

Of course, in about 11 months, they'll be holy terrors. Which only compounds things because my stepsister's expecting another one around Christmas . . .

TB4p

 

[RisiaSkye]

No offense intended to sexy-girl or others...

BUT...I don't get the goo-goo eyed thing that people get over babies. I don't hate them or anything, I just don't have any particular soft place in my heart for them either. And the fact that I don't feel that maternal pull to them seems to mark me as insufficiently female in the eyes of many--including many women.

Some daft cow I used to work with brought her baby (right up to the toddler age) in to the office constantly. She'd just let him ramble around, wherever he wanted to go. I resented it immensely; I'm not a freakin' babysitter. Don't assume the rest of the world wants to babysit just because you decided to have a child, then didn't want to care for it. GRRR...
I complained once about this kid wandering around like he was Moses in the desert, and the whole office looked at me in horror--as if I had just suggested roasting the little shit-producer or something.

Don't get me wrong; I have great respect for good parents. But I get awfully tired of being asked when I'm gonna have kids, as though it's some kind of obligation I must fulfill in order to earn the title woman. Even to my own mother, I'm a perpetual child because I don't procreate.

Is it just me? Am I the only person who doesn't turn to mush just because there's a small humanoid around?

 

[LittleMsNaughty]

Babies are so special. They have a way of drawing love out of the least likely people.

Their innocence is beautiful. They're a joy to watch to share your life with.

My daughters first baby is due in 3 weeks, and I'll be a granny for the first time. A new baby in the family always draws it together.

Then my sons baby will be born 4 weeks after that. Two little angels to love... I'm a lucky woman.

nzwookie and I are due to have my third baby- wookie's first ( a boy) in 1 week...... you are so right about how special babies are - they have the ability to melt even the hardest of people..... I just can't wait to hold my little one and hope he is as cute as his Dad!!

 

[p_p_man]

All the toddlers I've ever known...

always seem to have an aversion to clothes.

It doesn't matter where they are but at the first opportunity, off comes the clobber...

Supermarkets seem to be the most popular places for streaking.

 

[Draco]

nzwookie and I are due to have my third baby- wookie's first ( a boy) in 1 week...... you are so right about how special babies are - they have the ability to melt even the hardest of people..... I just can't wait to hold my little one and hope he is as cute as his Dad!!

I just hope he's not covered in fur like his father. Shaving your baby in the nurses home could take some explaining....

Just kidding LMN, i hope everything goes well for you and the wookie. Best of Luck.

 

[LittleMsNaughty]

I just hope he's not covered in fur like his father. Shaving your baby in the nurses home could take some explaining....

Just kidding LMN, i hope everything goes well for you and the wookie. Best of Luck.

Thank you Draco.... he'll be a lucky wee lad if he does look like Wookie judging by the way women flock round him - although a little less hair would be preferable!! Don't want to have to shave two backs on a daily basis!!

 

[DustyWolfe]

oooo I know what you mean. I have baby lust so bad. Every time I see a baby I want one. Jen has a toddler whom I will be getting to see in August when Jen comes to see me. But I still want a baby *grins* I think at some point we will adopt but first we have to get me moved up there and get settled and see what happens.

 

[Ladybird]

nzwookie and I are due to have my third baby- wookie's first ( a boy) in 1 week...... you are so right about how special babies are - they have the ability to melt even the hardest of people..... I just can't wait to hold my little one and hope he is as cute as his Dad!!

What lovely news... congratulations. You must be so excited, with your babe almost due.

My daughters hubby is a kiwi too, he has a daughter over there from his first marriage who he misses so much. This little one they are expecting is already loved.

Kids are so special, and we are better people because of them.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Babies are cute. Some sure grow up fast...

We were also talking about growth and behaviors.....

New-born kittens open up their eyes after a couple days
New-born Puppies take a couple days also
In general, for human males to open their eyes takes about twenty-eight years.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I think that story posted by Navarre was originally posted by Sempre-Angela, a sweet lady. Am I right? Shows how long I've been hanging out.

 

[riff]

I love babies too. I don't know if I will ever have the experience of one of my own, but I still like them.

They are like larval humans that turn into people cubs!

I adore them most of the time.

(considers kitten clawing neck)

Yes, I love them.

 

[sexy-girl]

Re: No offense intended to sexy-girl or others...

I run a "Natural Insemination Service," when you're in the market.

think we're be going for the artificial insemination actually


risia no offence taken at all i dont think a woman needs to have a baby to be a woman and i dont think they even need to have that kind of drive either

i also think though that sometimes its different when a baby is yours or a relation of yours ... i dont go ga ga over baby's all the time but it was special when it was my cousins baby because im pretty close with my cousin and she'd had to go through a lot of stuff so i guess it made her seem all the more special ... plus that she was so well behaved