I love America because

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I love America because nobody is responsible! Ken Lay....... I didnt know anything! Rusty Yates....... Those damn Doctors! Catholic Bishops.... We didnt know! Whatever became of responsibility?:rolleyes:
 
I love america because...


Its on the other side of the Atlantic....


Don't think I could handle it if you were right next door.... :D
 
I love America because it gave me Baseball, Kristy Swanson and Hollywood.
 
I love America because:

You speak the right language (badly):D

We are still allies.

You defend free speech to the death (almost).

You always want to do the right thing.

and one other reason, but that's a secret.

and despite

George Bush
McDonalds
KFC
 
bored1 said:
I love America because nobody is responsible! Ken Lay....... I didnt know anything! Rusty Yates....... Those damn Doctors! Catholic Bishops.... We didnt know! Whatever became of responsibility?:rolleyes:

Seems I saw that on the "No Spin Zone" last night on CNN.
 
Cheeky fucker

Starblayde said:
I love america because...


Its on the other side of the Atlantic....


Don't think I could handle it if you were right next door.... :D

It's obvious that we who are "next door" are morally and culturally superior to the "Mother-country" :D

Like 'Spoke, I admire their defence of freedom but could do without the export of "lowest common denominator" beer and entertainment... :D
 
I love American because :

We are neighbours
Make Great Movies
Makes Great Literetoticans
Makes Great Porno Stars
Makes Great babes....................
 
I love America because:

It doesn't just consist of Americans

and

I'm allowed to leave anytime I want! :p
 
America.....(the US)......?

I love the US because:

We are perfectly positioned in the world....between 18N and 49N.
A lot like Ozyland, but we have mountains, snow, rivers, forests and Texas!

We have great neighbors!!! Hocky players and whores to the north, baisbol players and whores to the south!!!!!!!

We revere Freedom , of speech, thought and personal!!
Hell, the "Hell's Angels" were invented here!

We own the London Bridge!

When something has to be done, we will find a way to do it!

p-p-man doesn't live here!!!

We smell better than the French, laugh better than the Germans, cook better than the English, drink nearly as well as the Irish, and surf better than the Norwegians!

We are a compilation of all the people of the world, and celebrate that gift!!

RhumbRunner :p :cool:
 
Re: Re: I love America because

plasticman33 said:


Seems I saw that on the "No Spin Zone" last night on CNN.
Busted:D But Ive thought about it for a long time:)
 
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