punanihunt
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i live in a sexless marriage
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blunt_trauma
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Good girl.
blunt_trauma
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*fap*
i'm a good girl and i deserve a spanking.
warrior queen
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You should immediately leave. Your wife doesn't need to be shackled to an asshole who not only does not seem to appreciate her and the gift of children she's given you, but is also a dick who asks if he can cheat because he's too selfish to make te effort to stay.
Do your wife a favour, leave now.
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Oh, and for the record, you do not live in a sexless marriage.... you have fucked at least twice since you married 
blunt_trauma
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so... your wife is tired? stressed? feels unattractive?
and you think the answer is to invest your time and energy in trying to pork other women... which will surely make her feel so much less stressed and so much more attractive.
and you think the answer is to invest your time and energy in trying to pork other women... which will surely make her feel so much less stressed and so much more attractive.
warrior queen
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Maybe he thinks that if wifey finds out he's interested in another woman, she'll suddenly do everything possible to be the woman HE wants?
Like a challenge perhaps?
Ham Murabi
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You're still a little hazy about what happened at the Christmas party, eh?
CaudaLinea
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I love how stupid men come here thinking that because this is a porn board, they will get validation for their infidelity and for treating their wives like dirt. Just another loser.
I hear you, guy...
...and I feel what you're going through, and I've got personal enough experience with your problem that I believe I have the answer to it, too.
My brother was going through the exact misery you now are experiencing, and he became a miserable, whinny example of a man - just like you read like above...
...thank God, though, he ended up blowing his brains out before he could more embarrass men everywhere.
The best part is I know he's much, much happier today...
...wherever he may be.
So...
.40 S&W, slightly tilted upward trajectory of approximately 15-17 degrees, introduction point below the floor of your oral cavaity, midway between the chin and throat...and remember: squeeze, don't pull...
...and don't worry none about the gory mess you'll leave for the wife and kids; a little Clorox and a roll or ten of paper towels and they'll be over it.
The most important thing is for you to be a man for once in your life...
...'cause that's what men do...or try to.
Good luck...
...and make sure before you exit that you leave Literotica's addy to your dear wife so that we may comfort her after you pathet...I mean...sad passing.
Peregrinator
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I hear you, guy...
...and I feel what you're going through, and I've got personal enough experience with your problem that I believe I have the answer to it, too.
My brother was going through the exact misery you now are experiencing, and he became a miserable, whinny example of a man - just like you read like above...
...thank God, though, he ended up blowing his brains out before he could more embarrass men everywhere.
The best part is I know he's much, much happier today...
...wherever he may be.
So...
.40 S&W, slightly tilted upward trajectory of approximately 15-17 degrees, introduction point below the floor of your oral cavaity, midway between the chin and throat...and remember: squeeze, don't pull...
...and don't worry none about the gory mess you'll leave for the wife and kids; a little Clorox and a roll or ten of paper towels and they'll be over it.
The most important thing is for you to be a man for once in your life...
...'cause that's what men do...or try to.
Good luck...
...and make sure before you exit that you leave Literotica's addy to your dear wife so that we may comfort her after you pathet...I mean...sad passing.
What a very disturbing and disturbed post.
warrior queen
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And not with a dry hand.
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I hear you, guy...
...and I feel what you're going through, and I've got personal enough experience with your problem that I believe I have the answer to it, too.
My brother was going through the exact misery you now are experiencing, and he became a miserable, whinny example of a man - just like you read like above...
...thank God, though, he ended up blowing his brains out before he could more embarrass men everywhere.
The best part is I know he's much, much happier today...
...wherever he may be.
So...
.40 S&W, slightly tilted upward trajectory of approximately 15-17 degrees, introduction point below the floor of your oral cavaity, midway between the chin and throat...and remember: squeeze, don't pull...
...and don't worry none about the gory mess you'll leave for the wife and kids; a little Clorox and a roll or ten of paper towels and they'll be over it.
The most important thing is for you to be a man for once in your life...
...'cause that's what men do...or try to.
Good luck...
...and make sure before you exit that you leave Literotica's addy to your dear wife so that we may comfort her after you pathet...I mean...sad passing.
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It's fucking epic!!! by far eyer's best post ever.
Peregrinator
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I have to agree. He's good theater, he is.
RoryN
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Agreed - although eyer could post the first few pages of Mein Kampf, and it would automatically be better than anything he's posted previously.
(He might as well. We all know he has a copy.)
blunt_trauma
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if you spank the right place, a dry hand is hard to maintain.
good thing somebody quoted you, arse.
MiamiFirefighter
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give the guy a break. He asked for simple advise and you guys are rapping him a new ass!
Frizzle_Fry
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It's the GB....you know the rules.
http://www.reece-eu.net/gallery/var/albums/funny/tits-or-gtfo-pills.jpg?m=1272637228
RoryN
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punanihunt said:
I'm pretty sure you've run off by now, are scared to read the responses and never will (since you deleted this). But, to add to the other people responding: you've got to be ten levels of fucking stupid to start this thread with a screenname that suggests you already made your decision.
blunt_trauma
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he was given advice. he just didn't like it.
RoryN
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You're our new bitch.
You'll either entertain us with your stupidity, or be ignored.
Don't take my word for it. Just watch.
MiamiFirefighter
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hey hey hey dont jump on me now! I think you scared him for life! i bet you hes in a corner crying his life away! hahaha poor guy
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England is damp, eh?
