I like PAIN but I am not a slave. What am I?

[WickedEyes]

I'm totally new to this, and I can't even say that I'm in the lifestyle... but it interests me. It interests me a lot.

On other forums I type my name with a cap... Me. I have always done that, in roleplaying, among other things. Under another name I have an online organization that is 200 members + strong, but I never mention it here because I consider this a 'different personality' of sorts, I suppose.

The point of this is, I enjoy pain... I pull the hair on my arms etc. out by the roots sometimes to enjoy the feeling, and have even pulled the hair follicles off of my balls (which hurts like a bajeezus, but feels great lol). I've had friends hit my arm with a plastic sword for 5 minutes straight because they didn't believe I had a high pain threshhold - talk about black and blue marks lol

BUT. I am a leader. I am not a follower. See 200+ member group above.

As a leader, one good quality I have is I am not afraid to admit when I do not know something - and I don't know much about this lifestyle (I know general things, but nothing 'in depth'). Where would I be placed or is there a place for me if I wanted one?

Thank you in advance.

 

[Mr Blonde]

*Slaps a "Masochist" label on WickedEyes*

There you go! All ma--ahem, oops! All masochists have to type in "tomato" color to identify themselves to the rest of the forum. Good luck and enjoy your journey!

 

[WickedEyes]

lol joke or not, how do I type in red? I usually avoid color text so I don't us it

 

[FungiUg]

You wouldn't be the first masochist dominant around...

To type in colour, select an appropriate colour from the drop down list that says COLOR.

 

[WickedEyes]

Ah!!!! Crimson I think fits. The funny thing is my 'other' name actually deals with blood lol. Talk about irony.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Now if you are a Real masochist...

you will type in rain
bow !
Next maybe we can have a figh... er, intellectual discussion and analysis of who is a Real masochist and who is Not.

Seriously, the bdsm police are pretty lax around here for the most part. And if the masochistic shoe fits... well, get a smaller size, of course.




Hmm, now why didn't that rainbow typing thingy work for me? Not masochistic enough?

 

[WickedEyes]

Smaller size? Heh I think there is room for equals, I don't like small shoes.

Rainbow? Lol Good one.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I like PAIN but I am not a slave. What am I?

A slave????

 

[WickedEyes]

No.

 

[InnerDarkness]

We are what we are.

Trying to place a particular label on something or someone often creates more confusion than the original issue.

 

[Xelebes]

I like PINK but not a girl. What am I?

 

[InnerDarkness]

I like PINK but not a girl. What am I?

a sock that got washed with my red t-shirt

*wink*

 

[Pure]

Youre a controller type person with sadist tendencies, which you'll be happy exercizing on yourself. Have a look at Sade's bio sometime, including such acts as paying hoes to give him a good thrashing.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Smaller size? Heh I think there is room for equals, I don't like small shoes.

Rainbow? Lol Good one.

Ahhhh... rainbow for masochists was from a thread on bdsm talk about how to destroy the bdsm forum (by requiring color-coding. But the 'if the masochistic shoe fits' bit was mine. (Gotta get a smaller size to make them Hurt, silly man. I wasn't being size-ist. )


Hmmph. Suddenly none of my code stuff is working. That was supposed to be an eek face, not a smilie face. Wonder what happens when I try frog? Do I get Prince?

 

[Phoenix Stone]

... including such acts as paying hoes to give him a good thrashing.

Paying 'hoes,' eh? That Would hurt.
I'd rather pay rakes, or even winches. But uncommon hoes or garden variety hose? Never.

Do you think he'd have settled for a hoary whore?

 

[Pure]

well, 'hos' doesn't look right, and 'ho's' seems ill conceived; what do you suggest, you who rise from the ashes?

 

[Phoenix Stone]

ot: I likegetting down and dirty but I'm not a garden implement. What am I?

Well, as I used to be called 'dictionary' back in the ghetto where I grew up (but only because nobody knew what an encyclopedia was), I'd refer you to the proper spelling: whores. It's only pronounced whores. And I STILL want to know where in the northeast you're from. (I'm from kinda a bunch of places. Grew up in a place called Sintown -- pronounced 'Sintaaawn,' which is why it took me 'til after I'd moved away to get the implication. Thought it was just a name. Yeah, some of us did think a ho was a garden implement, or had something to do with Santa Claus.)

Btw, came up with my nom de plume way back in Sintown days. (A flair for the dramatic even then. But 'twas seriously apropos, too.) Where the heck did you come up with Pure? Anything to do with driving or snow?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Are you bigger than a bread box?


How many guesses do we get?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Okay, I've now used up 3 questions.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Is there some kind of Literotica prize, if we get this right?

Do you have to be present to win?


(That's 5.)

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Oh goody! Riddle theme.

Mine was: depends -- what do you like with your pain? If the answer is 'butter,' than you're probably French. 'Specially if you say, first pain, then spread.... And if your bigger than a bread box, well, let's just try to stuff you in, anyway, so you can get some More pain.


(this post dedicated to those who prefer mental pain. Are subjecting poor unsuspecting masochists to bad puns instead of spankings the ultimate mindfuck or just mental masturbation, Pure?)

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Is there some kind of Literotica prize, if we get this right?

Do you have to be present to win?


(That's 5.)

Nope. If you win you get to BE the present, silly!

 

[A Desert Rose]

UHUH!!! I know the answer!!! Pick me!!! Pick me!!!

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=247615

The answer is right here!!!



Phoenix Stone, I can't inflict pain. It just ain't in me. I can't be anybody's prize. ;-)

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: UHUH!!! I know the answer!!! Pick me!!! Pick me!!!

...Phoenix Stone, I can't inflict pain. It just ain't in me. I can't be anybody's prize. ;-)

Wait... let me take that back. I do like to tease my cat, a little. Maybe there's a just little sadism in me...

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Yeah, don't want to 'win' the pain-giver prize, either. Thought I'd pass out when I had to give my husband some shots -- and that was medical.

Mental pain, however....

(going shopping at the Smartass Subbrats are Us Store with the prize money.)

Nice toes, btw. Wish I could get my hp director working again. Tired of my avs.