I like hanging out in womens toliets!

[MADDOG]

OK, this is about something weird that happened to me last night.

I just started a new job in a nightclub as a glassy. Being the new guy, I got the shitty jobs and ended up having to clean the toilets (Not as bad as it sounds, it was just making sure the paper wasn't everwhere, no bowl scrubbing). Anyway, this included the ladies toilets (something which I was dead against for reasons of perversion. Wouldn't it make more sence to have a girl do the ladies, or at least warn them I was coming in?).

Anyway, after about an hour, the boss came over and told me that I had to clean the ladies because it was starting to look disgusting. I'd been putting it off all night, but I finally summoned the courage and knocked on the door before entering with my head down and my face red. I got some pretty strange looks and all I could do was apologise and assure them I would be out real soon. (Did you know that there are 156 different ways to say "sorry" when you really mean it?!). Anyway, the majority of the girls were pretty cool about it, and they even started to talk and joke with me about it. (I still felt like a perv though!)

Now let me clarify something. In no way was hanging out in the ladies a turn on. (Oh sure it was fun,

but I didn't get my jollies from it. But in the 30 total minutes I would have spent in the ladies over my 8 hour shift, I met more women than in the whole rest of my life! By the end of the night, I was on a first name basis with half the girls in there and I got called everything from "gorgeous" by one of the sexiest girls I'd ever laid eyes on! (I got a peck on the cheek and a big hug from her and her friend!), to being told I look like Brad Pitt (I don't, but hey! When in Rome...), to being told I was the sweetest guy ever for being so embarassed about doing that job and apologising constantly!

Now contrary to the title of this post, I don't like hanging out in womens toilets, but it does have its advantages!

Cheers,
MADDOG

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by MADDOG:
I met more women than in the whole rest of my life!

So when are you going to change your user name to 'Lucky Dog'?

 

[Renee]

Ben, now come on, do you think after knowing how horny you are, I am going to believe that you were embarrassed??? You know you loved every minute of it! lol.

And let me tell you, if I were there, you would have gotten more than a kiss and a hug!

Renee


P.S. Get your mind out of the gutter, I was talking about giving you my phone number.. nothing else

 

[Rowan]

While there, it might make sense to carry along a Magic Marker. That way you can scribble your name in every stall...perhaps something catchy like, "Want to be agog? Call Maddog! Just one poke and you'll KNOW I'm the bloke. 555-1212"

*shrugs* Just a suggestion.

[This message has been edited by Rowan (edited 04-02-2000).]

 

[Bossy Aussie]

Originally posted by Weird Harold:
So when are you going to change your user name to 'Lucky Dog'?

Uhh...I think Horn Dog is far more appropriate, WH. You agree, yes?

Bossy

 

[MADDOG]

I sure am a Lucky Dog! (I'll keep my name though!) I don't want to sound to wierd here because I don't usually like to pick up chicks in toilets

, but a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do!

Renee, I swear to god I was red as a beetroot! I may be horny... No wait I AM Horny!, but I still felt weird about being there! It has however given me plenty of fantasy material for my own personal use! You are right though, once I got used to it I loved it! I would have set up camp in there if I could have!

Yeah Renee, I knew what you meant... I wouldn't have wanted any more than your phone number anyway! (You can almost smell the bullshit!).

I honestly feel it's just a matter of time before I get invited into a stall to have a little rumpty dumpty. I'm stoked!

Rowan, I think I might just do that! I never thought about it but it seems like a plan!

Cheers,
MADDOG

 

[Renee]

Lol @ Rowan love the slogan... lol.

MADDOG, Thank God you cleard up the I MAY be horny, you scared me there for a min... And how much material do you need for fantasy?? Aren't I enough?? lol. You're in BIG trouble mister!

Okay I do have admit that a public restroom is one place I never thought of setting up camp... you put a whole new meaning to REST room.. lol.

I just saw a movie on Spice where a guy was cleaning a girls bathroom and some woman came in the next thing you know, she was on the toilet doing her thing and giving him head at the same time... was that you Ben??? No wonder you can afford to give a trillion dollars for me now.. lol.

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by Bossy Aussie:
Uhh...I think Horn Dog is far more appropriate, WH. You agree, yes?

I don't know. I think maybe that was his handle before, and prolonged horniness made him Mad.

Of course if his hopes of being attacked and molested don't come true, maybe he'll change it to MadderDog?

 

[ZULUBOY]

Hey, MD, as we're in the same city & all, do you think <checks to see no-one is listening> you could tell me which club???

 

[Renee]

Zuluboy, are you trying to:

A) steal his bathroom job

B) find a way to hang out in there too; or,

C) Getting turned on by his bathroom fantasy and trying to proposition MADDOG?

Lol @ Aussie and WH I think you are both right.

[This message has been edited by Renee (edited 04-03-2000).]

 

[ZULUBOY]

Renee, A + B are correct! Not at all sure about C, though!

 

[MADDOG]

Zuluboy, I'd rather not say on here, but if you really want to know, Email me and I'll tell you.

MADDOG

 

[ZULUBOY]

I shall be contacting you forthwith.....LOL

 

[Hurley_International]

20$ says it is a gay club (No offense guys)

 

[Melody_lane]

"not that there's anything wrong with that"

-god, I love seinfeld. LMAO

 

[MADDOG]

Hurley, you owe me $20 mate! It's definatley not a gay club in any way shape or form (But Melody's right - "Not that there's anything wrong with that!")

I'll take cash or checks!

~

Cheers,
MADDOG

 

[ZULUBOY]

Or Visa/Mastercard/Amex!

Hey, Hurley, READ the origional post "the ladies" and "girls" and "women". Gay, yeah right!

 

[ZULUBOY]

Not, of course, that there's anything wrong with that!