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Amy Sweet

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96% of women are liars, honest

EDWARD BLACK


NINETEEN out of 20 women admit lying to their partners or husbands, a survey on attitudes to truth and relationships has found.

Eighty-three per cent owned up to telling "big, life-changing lies", with 13 per cent saying they did so frequently.

Half said that if they became pregnant by another man but wanted to stay with their partner, they would lie about the baby’s real father.

Forty-two per cent would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, no matter the wishes of their partner.

And an alarming 31 per cent said they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease: this rises to 65 per cent among single women.

In the poll of 5,000 women for That’s Life! magazine, 45 per cent said they told "little white lies" most days. The favourite untruth was "of course you don’t look fat", with "these shoes were only £10" in second place.

Jo Checkley, the editor of That’s Life! , said that while many women now lied to avoid hurting their partner’s feelings, covering up the truth about a baby could have far more damaging consequences.

She said: "Modern women just can’t stop lying, but they do it to stop hurting other people’s feelings. It could be argued that these little white lies simply make the world go round a little more smoothly. But to tell a man a baby is his when it’s not, or to deliberately get pregnant when your partner doesn’t want a baby, is playing Russian roulette with other people’s lives."

The National Scruples and Lies Survey 2004 found plenty of untruths were told over the Christmas period. A total of 78 per cent said they would pass off a second-hand gift as a brand new present, while half have lied about a Christmas card being "lost in the post".

Women will also lie to save people’s feelings, with only 27 per cent saying they would tell a man if he was hopeless in bed (although a third would tell their friends all about it).

Just over half would flatter a man if he asked them about his looks and only 46 per cent would give the "brutal truth". However, 61 per cent of women would want their partners to be "brutally honest" if they asked them "do I look fat?" or "do you think my best friend’s attractive?"

Elsewhere, 54 per cent admitted stealing sweets or chocolates; 23 per cent would "sneak a bottle or two" home if they were invited to a party by a well-off friend; 49 per cent would "kiss and tell" to the media for £25,000 if they had a one-night stand with a celebrity; and 38 per cent say they would marry purely for money.

Nearly half said they had faked orgasms and 55 per cent admitted claiming they were tired, had a headache, or felt ill to "get out of lovemaking".

Nineteen per cent of women with a long-term partner said they had cheated on him, while 30 per cent of all women have had an affair with a married man. Sixty-eight per cent said they did not trust their partner.

As far as trustworthy personalities are concerned, the woman with "the most honest face" was Fern Britton, the This Morning host. She was followed by the singer Kerry Katona (formerly McFadden), Sharon Osbourne of The X Factor and the Queen.

The "most honest male face" jointly went to Ant and Dec, the presenters of I’m A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here!, with Prince William second.

The results come in the wake of the controversy surrounding David Blunkett, the Home Secretary, and his former lover, the publisher Kimberly Quinn. They had a child, but she kept details of the affair secret from her husband Stephen, even taking her son to Corfu for a week’s holiday to bond with him this year.

Mr Quinn accepted his wife’s story, but she had covered up the fact she was accompanied by Mr Blunkett.

• The survey questioned 5,000 women, average age 38, across Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Top ten porkies

That’s Life! magazine has carried out its National Scruples and Lies Survey 2004 to find out the top ten lies told by women. They are:

1. "Of course you don’t look fat!"
2. "These shoes were only £10."
3. "The bus/train was late."
4. "I’ve got a headache."
5. "I’ve only had one drink."
6. "That dress looks good on you."
7. "The cheque’s in the post."
8. "You look ten years younger."
9. "You’re wonderful in bed."
10. "I love you."

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1407622004
 
The REAL liar in that group was the one who said she never lied.

No, I am NOT putting down my sex!

If men must ask stupid questions like, "Was that as good for you as it was for me?" :rolleyes: they bloody well DESERVE to be lied to.
 
Thank you for confirming all of my worst thoughts about human nature. No doubt the figures for males will be roughly the same.

Ugh.

Pass me the whiskey, damnit.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
Thank you for confirming all of my worst thoughts about human nature. No doubt the figures for males will be roughly the same.

Ugh.

Pass me the whiskey, damnit.

Shanglan

Everyone lies.

I learned that in Sunday School. And I still believe it.



Sweet.
 
Amy Sweet said:
Everyone lies.




Unfortunately, I tell the truth in instances when I should be liing :rolleyes:

Added: omissions and fabrications do not necessarily a lie make ;)
 
The worst lie is a faked orgasm. If I'm doing something wrong, then tell me what to do better (or even better, show me :D) and I'll do it better. If you're too drunk/depressed/just not in the mood and it's quite blatantly not going to happen, then tell me. Don't fob me off with a fake.

If you don't fool me, then I'll be hurt and insulted that you don't trust me enough to talk to me. If you do fool me, then I'll keep doing whatever I was doing before because I think it gets results and your acting will get a lot of practise.

The enjoyment of sex (for me at least) is to make you enjoy yourself. Me having fun is great, but it's always ladies first IMHO. If you're not enjoying it, then it's not worthwhile.

The Earl
 
Nonsense. Everybody is an honest, good person.

And you can trust me on that.

-Prince of Lies :D




On a more serious note, my favorite quote on the Devil and lies was from Mike Carey: "You'd think for that someone who's main sin was pride, lies would leave a bad taste in his mouth. Too easy, the sleazy path out. No, I think when the Devil wants you to do something he tells you the exact literal truth and lets you find your own path to Hell"
 
CharleyH said:
Unfortunately, I tell the truth in instances when I should be liing :rolleyes:

Added: omissions and fabrications do not necessarily a lie make ;)

same as honey, every damn time.
 
wellllll..... this could be a bad subject.
i think we need to take the bill clinton stance on this one:

"define lie"

are we to include ommission?
highly subjective subject.
at the end of my marriage, im not ashamed to say, i lied quite a bit to keep the peace. in my relationship now, i have not lied, knowingly.
so, my question still stands: what would you deem a lie?
 
vella_ms said:
wellllll..... this could be a bad subject.
i think we need to take the bill clinton stance on this one:

"define lie"

are we to include ommission?
highly subjective subject.
at the end of my marriage, im not ashamed to say, i lied quite a bit to keep the peace. in my relationship now, i have not lied, knowingly.
so, my question still stands: what would you deem a lie?

For me, lying is fabricating false event or action, or omitting an event or action in order to avoid personal responsibility or pain.

Doing the above to avoid hurting someone else may or may not be a good idea, but I try to avoid it.
 
Of course everyone lies. But you don't have lie down all the time. Standing can be fun. And sitting facing each other. And with one person on their hands and knees and the other kneeling...oh, sorry. :p
 
eric shawn listo said:
Of course everyone lies. But you don't have lie down all the time. Standing can be fun. And sitting facing each other. And with one person on their hands and knees and the other kneeling...oh, sorry. :p

Being suspended from the ceiling can be fun, too. :eek: :devil: :eek:

:p
 
Hi... I've got a 10 inch cock, I can fuck for a week without cumming, I have a three foot tongue and can breathe through my ears, and I never lie.:devil:
 
pop_54 said:
Hi... I've got a 10 inch cock, I can fuck for a week without cumming, I have a three foot tongue and can breathe through my ears, and I never lie.:devil:

Hi, I'm a virgin, so please be gentle with me. I don't lie, either. :p
 
Tatelou said:
Being suspended from the ceiling can be fun, too. :eek: :devil: :eek:

:p

I know that. Just trying to keep close to the bed so lying down could be an option..hopefully after exhaustion of all possible possibilities.:p :devil: :kiss:
 
Tatelou said:
Hi, I'm a virgin, so please be gentle with me. I don't lie, either. :p

Ok I'll be gentle and loving:p ;)

(and that's not a lie:devil: )
 
eric shawn listo said:
I know that. Just trying to keep close to the bed so lying down could be an option..hopefully after exhaustion of all possible possibilities.:p :devil: :kiss:

Lying down!? On a bed!? Now, there is a novelty!!! :D
 
eric shawn listo said:
OK, I was lying--I've never done it lying down--oops. lying again--it's all lies, lies, lies! :p :D :rose:

LOL! When will the lying (or laying, or even lying) ever end??? ;)
 
rgraham666 said:
For me, lying is fabricating false event or action, or omitting an event or action.

Oh I dunno. A good storyteller always omits the dull, and fabricates the events and actions, even in conversation. Have you ever talked to someone who doesn't? :rolleyes: None pleasant, I assure you. ;)
 
Amy Sweet said:
96% of women are liars, honest


Half said that if they became pregnant by another man but wanted to stay with their partner, they would lie about the baby’s real father.
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1407622004
I read once that something like ten percent of babies were not the biological children of the Dad's that thought they were the father's.

Something called "competion of sperm" would drive a woman to have sex with two (or maybe more) men in one ovulation cycle. The strongest sperm would then impregnate her, and she and her lawful husband would raise the child.

In the past, this Darwinian act would render no harm, as father's went forward oblivious as any man, but now with DNA, family disruptions could occur.

My two cents.
 
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