I lied!

[eric shawn listo]

LOL! When will the lying (or laying, or even lying) ever end???

If the chicken lied when she laid the egg why did she lie down in the middle of the road?

 

[Guest]

If the chicken lied when she laid the egg why did she lie down in the middle of the road?

Cos she wanted scrambled eggs for tea?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Cos she wanted scrambled eggs for tea?

Hee-hee. I was thinking cos the rooster (cock, in some lands) faked his orgasm. oops, wrong thread.

 

[CharleyH]

In the modern revised words of Epimenides: Litsters are liars.


(There is circularity in this my favourite quote )

 

[Guest]

Hee-hee. I was thinking cos the rooster (cock, in some lands) faked his orgasm. oops, wrong thread.

PMSL!!!!!

You're insane. I like you.

Lou

 

[Guest]

In the modern revised words of Epimenides: Litsters are liars.


(There is circularity in this my favourite quote )

Never a truer word spoken.

 

[rgraham666]

Oh I dunno. A good storyteller always omits the dull, and fabricates the events and actions, even in conversation. Have you ever talked to someone who doesn't? None pleasant, I assure you.

True Charley.

I was speaking more in terms of interpersonal relationships.

But it's so hard to nail things down. The only absolute truth is that there are no absolute truths and all that.

When asked 'Does this dress make me look fat?', is the answer 'I decline to answer on the grounds that any answer will cause me a lot of pain.' qualify as lying, good, stupid, or simply suicidal?

 

[eric shawn listo]

PMSL!!!!!

You're insane. I like you.

Lou

Insanity may be a form of lying. And I llike you new AV and that's no lie!

 

[pop_54]

Hee-hee. I was thinking cos the rooster (cock, in some lands) faked his orgasm. oops, wrong thread.

Baby chicken chatting to mummy chicken.

"Mummy, how do we get born".

"We don't get born darling, we're chicken, we come from eggs, we are laid".

"Oh.... Umm... do humans get laid too mummy".

"Only if they aren't chicken darling".

 

[tolyk]

I sent this article to my ex, thanks a bunch Amy Sweet

 

[Lou Nuttick]

wellllll..... this could be a bad subject.
i think we need to take the bill clinton stance on this one:

"define lie"

are we to include ommission?
highly subjective subject.
at the end of my marriage, im not ashamed to say, i lied quite a bit to keep the peace. in my relationship now, i have not lied, knowingly.
so, my question still stands: what would you deem a lie?

On a related note: can the truth be a lie?

When my wife asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" and I answer "No," that's the truth, literally and logically. Does not following up with, "It's the fat that makes you look fat," turn it into a lie?

 

[Amy Sweet]

But it's so hard to nail things down. The only absolute truth is that there are no absolute truths and all that.

This would be untrue.

Since the world is an objective reality then the only absolute truth would be absolute truth.

It's only logical.

 

[Amy Sweet]

I sent this article to my ex, thanks a bunch Amy Sweet

Oh crap!

I knew there would be consequenses!