I know that Halloween's over....

[SEVERUSMAX]

...but I got an idea for a Humor/Satire story involving either a vampire or a werewolf getting married and his wife finding out what he is later on. I'm leaning toward the werewolf, since there would be fewer clues, plus wolves mate for life, so they'd be more likely to marry than vampires.

 

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Wait, why would vampires be less likely to marry?

I mean besides they have to drink blood and live forever, or a really long time or something, I swear they really gotta make up their freaken minds on that one.

Anyway, besides that, they apparently aren't any less likely to marry than anyone else. Course they would be most likely interested in turning the new wife or husband into a vampire since you know, watching the person your madly in love with grow old and die while you don't would really suck.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Wait, why would vampires be less likely to marry?

I mean besides they have to drink blood and live forever, or a really long time or something, I swear they really gotta make up their freaken minds on that one.

Anyway, besides that, they apparently aren't any less likely to marry than anyone else. Course they would be most likely interested in turning the new wife or husband into a vampire since you know, watching the person your madly in love with grow old and die while you don't would really suck.

Hence the sucking.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Wait, why would vampires be less likely to marry?

I mean besides they have to drink blood and live forever, or a really long time or something, I swear they really gotta make up their freaken minds on that one.

Anyway, besides that, they apparently aren't any less likely to marry than anyone else. Course they would be most likely interested in turning the new wife or husband into a vampire since you know, watching the person your madly in love with grow old and die while you don't would really suck.

I just meant that werewolves are more inclined to marry, given that they would have the wolfish tendency to mate for life. Not that marriage has to be monogamous (it won't in my case, for instance), but this is not a couple that I picture being swingers. The idea that I had was that they are Mr. and Mrs. Average on the surface...with the only real difference being that hubby has a few skeletons in his closet (quite literally).

Then again, swinging's more fun, and I can picture vampires being more liberal about that. After all, they've had centuries to shake off their inhibitions and they don't have to worry about AIDS.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

I just meant that werewolves are more inclined to marry, given that they would have the wolfish tendency to mate for life. Not that marriage has to be monogamous (it won't in my case, for instance), but this is not a couple that I picture being swingers. The idea that I had was that they are Mr. and Mrs. Average on the surface...with the only real difference being that hubby has a few skeletons in his closet (quite literally).

Then again, swinging's more fun, and I can picture vampires being more liberal about that. After all, they've had centuries to shake off their inhibitions and they don't have to worry about AIDS.

If Vampy turned his wife, I could see them having a lot of fun as swingers.

 

[Texguy84]

An amusing thought: What if the husband was a vampire... but the wife was a werewolf?

I'm reminded of a quote from Buffy the Vampire Slayer when Willow discovers that her boyfriend is a werewolf, but decides to stay with him nonetheless:

"I mean, three days out of every month, I'm pretty scary to be around too!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

An amusing thought: What if the husband was a vampire... but the wife was a werewolf?

I'm reminded of a quote from Buffy the Vampire Slayer when Willow discovers that her boyfriend is a werewolf, but decides to stay with him nonetheless:

"I mean, three days out of every month, I'm pretty scary to be around too!"

LMAO. Good one, Tex.

 

[JustaJerk]

What if she's the vampire and every time she goes down to suck his dick, she thinks about biting it?
Made me cross my legs!

 

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What if she's the vampire and every time she goes down to suck his dick, she thinks about biting it?
Made me cross my legs!

Me, too...lol....

 

[Athena_e19]

As a plot twist throw in a bit of a cheating wife category.....

The husband and wife are both werewolves, but don't know it. On one of their full moon outings they encounter each other in wolf form, and get caught up in all the pheromones of the bitch's heat. They mate, and end up waking up back at home or where ever feeling quite guilty for cheating on their human partner.

But each night their more animalistic nature takes over and they seek each other out. Maybe after one of their "business trips" the husband discovers semen stains on the women's under clothing. He thinks she is cheating on him and doesn't realize its residual leakage from his fucking her in anthromorph form the evening before.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

As a plot twist throw in a bit of a cheating wife category.....

The husband and wife are both werewolves, but don't know it. On one of their full moon outings they encounter each other in wolf form, and get caught up in all the pheromones of the bitch's heat. They mate, and end up waking up back at home or where ever feeling quite guilty for cheating on their human partner.

But each night their more animalistic nature takes over and they seek each other out. Maybe after one of their "business trips" the husband discovers semen stains on the women's under clothing. He thinks she is cheating on him and doesn't realize its residual leakage from his fucking her in anthromorph form the evening before.

Hmm....interesting....confusion and misunderstanding....

 

[Athena_e19]

Like I said in the other thread. Almost believable, but severely twisted.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

An amusing thought: What if the husband was a vampire... but the wife was a werewolf?

I'm reminded of a quote from Buffy the Vampire Slayer when Willow discovers that her boyfriend is a werewolf, but decides to stay with him nonetheless:

"I mean, three days out of every month, I'm pretty scary to be around too!"

Makes me think of Underworld... They say Vampyres and Lycans are not "compatible". Van Helsing mentioned the wolf in its tale as well. I'm interested in seeing the new movie about a werewolf that marries. It's made by the Van Helsing creator.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Interesting twist....Vampire/Werewolf romance...