I karate chopped a noodle because that's how I roll...

[Vermilion]

>
> Pick the month you were born:
> January I kicked
> February I loved
> March I karate chopped
> April I licked
> May I jumped on
> June I smelled
> July I did the Macarena with
> August I had lunch with
> September I danced with
> October I sang to
> November I yelled at
> December I ran over
>
>
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1. a birdbat h
> 2. a monster
> 3. a phone
> 4. a fork
> 5. a snowman
> 6. a gangster
> 7. my cell phone
> 8. ; my dog
> 9. my best friends' boyfriend
> 10. my neighbor
> 11. my science teacher
> 12. a banana
> 13. a fireman
> 14. a stuffed animal
> 15. a goat
> 16. a pickle
> 17. your mom
> 18. a spoon
> 19. a smurf
> 20. a baseball bat
> 21. a ninja
> 22. a noodle
> 23. Chuck Norris
> 24. a squirrel
> 25. a football player
> 26. my sister
> 27. my brother
> 28. an ipod
> 29. a surfer
> 30. a llama
> 31. A homeless guy
>
>
>
> Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White because I'm cool like that
> Black because that's how I roll
> Pink because I'm NOT crazy
> Red because the voices told me to
> Blue because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green because I think I need some serious help
> Purple because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange because my family thinks I' m stupid anyway.
> Brown because I can.
> Other because I'm a Ninja!
> None because I can't control myself
>
>
>
> ** Now type out the sentence you made and tell us what it was!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I licked a fireman because because I'm sexy and I do what I want. And that's no lie.

 

[scriptordelecto]

I smelled a baseball bat because I'm NOT crazy.


No, really....hey....tell the voices to stop.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I danced with a banana ( ) because I'm cool like that

 

[Vermilion]

I think Lauren's is my favourite so far by a long stretch!
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[TxRad]

I ran over a fork because that's how I roll.

Ok Now someone can splain it to me if they can.....



V, you have to much time on your hands, me thinks....

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Embarrassed to say this but....

I jumped on my dog cause thats how i roll....LOL

 

[vampiredust]

I danced with a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want

 

[cloudy]

I did the Macarena with a spoon because I think I need some serious help.

I think that about sums it up, don't you?

 

[rgraham666]

I sang to my sister because I'm cool like that.

Nice to have confirmed what I've always known.

 

[Trombonus]

I yelled at a banana because I'm a ninja!

 

[Vermilion]

simple answer: because it's funny. I've been getting great giggles from these
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[glynndah]

I yelled at a birdbath because I can't control myself.

 

[DerelictionOfSanity]

I did the Macarena with your mom because the voices told me to.

How...odd.

 

[Remec]

Heh

I did the Macrena with a fork because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.


(Does that make me Snuffy? )

 

[English Lady]

I sang to my neighbour because the voices told me to.


Mines boring!

 

[Vermilion]

Heh

I did the Macrena with a fork because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.


(Does that make me Snuffy? )

With that hair? Probably
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[CharleyH]

Now type out the sentence you made and tell us what it was!

I jumped on a squirrel (how apropos that it suits my love of breath play and particularly the deliciously medieval kind ) because that's how I roll.

 

[CharleyH]

Mines boring!

Hardly! You're a right fucking stalker!!!

 

[Liar]

Quite obviously:

I loved a squirrel, cuz that's how I roll.

 

[Vermilion]

Quite obviously:

I loved a squirrel, cuz that's how I roll.

classic!

Did you massage the data at all?
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[FatDino]

I sang to my sister because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Crap, I wish I had a sister.

 

[Vermilion]

I sang to my sister because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Crap, I wish I had a sister.

No you don't <mutters she, darkly>
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[FatDino]

No you don't <mutters she, darkly>
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Mils, you've been very, very naughty. Bend down for some spankings, girl.

 

[Vermilion]

Mils, you've been very, very naughty. Bend down for some spankings, girl.

And this has *what* to do with sisters...?
(not that I mind, by the way) <bends over>
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