I just threw up my stomach lining.

[sunstruck]

Anna Nicole and Danny Bonaduchi are reciting Shakespeare.






Ok I've also had a fever and been puking all day, but this is NOT helping.

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought you stumbled upon a Frimost pic site.

 

[Pyper]

Ever heaved so hard you burst a blood vessel in your throat and puked up blood?

 

[kotori]

Turn on the war. It's much less upsetting.

 

[curious2c]

Sorry you are feeling under the weather Sunstruck...LMAO over the image of those two reciting Shakespeare.


HS...LMAO!

 

[Guest]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Anna Nicole and Danny Bonaduchi are reciting Shakespeare.






Ok I've also had a fever and been puking all day, but this is NOT helping.

Did you say Danny "DCL" Bonaduci? Oh my god. DCL is going after the big bucks.

 

[HeavyStick]

I threw up so hard I spit out my socks.

 

[sunstruck]

Ever heaved so hard you burst a blood vessel in your throat and puked up blood?

Ummm...not yet. I'll keep you informed though. lol

Thanks Katori. I totally missed The War Show today, but I hear they run constant reruns, so I'm set.

 

[Guest]

Send them both over to recite for Saddam. He'll surrender immediately

 

[Guest]

I threw up so hard I spit out my socks.

made me laugh.....

 

[sunstruck]

Who wants to guess the play? I'll give you a hint: they picked the one scene in the one play with an rimjob joke.

 

[Pyper]

Shakespeare made rimjob jokes? What didn't those high school teachers tell me?!

 

[kotori]

"Alls well the ENDS well"?

 

[curious2c]

Who wants to guess the play? I'll give you a hint: they picked the one scene in the one play with an rimjob joke.

allrighty then...guess I am going to have to re-read my Shakespeare.

 

[HeavyStick]

made me laugh.....

You weren't the only Canadian to ask. You know how it was meant right?

 

[sunstruck]

Tamming of the Shrew. Come on people! Work with me!


Petruccio: Come, come, you wasp, i' faith you are too angry.
Katherine: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
Petruccio: My remedy is then to pluck it out.
Katherine: Ay, if the fool could find where it lies.
Petruccio: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?
In his tail.
Katherine: In his tongue.
Petruccio: Whose tongue?
Katherine: Yours, if you talk of tales, and so farewell.
Petruccio: What, with my tongue in your tail?

 

[Agent99]

Forgetting the plots, Shakespeare's titles alone are pretty suggestive and any of these could work...

Coriolanus
As You Like It
Measure for Measure
Merry Wives of Windsor
Much Ado About Nothing
Taming of the Shrew

 

[Guest]

You weren't the only Canadian to ask. You know how it was meant right?

The flag?

 

[HeavyStick]

The flag?

Yes ma'am.....


If it'll make you feel better... you and LKE can fuck me silly.

 

[sunstruck]

The bard can be baudy as hell. YOu have to remeber, plays were entertainment for the masses as well as the gentry. There's even potty humor.

 

[littlekateyes]

Yes ma'am.....


If it'll make you feel better... you and LKE can fuck me silly.

I get to do GP too?

 

[HeavyStick]

I have to do DP too?

Sure if you want.

 

[Calamity Jane]

If it'll make you feel better... you and LKE can fuck me silly.

And I'm the busy lil scamp?

 

[Guest]

Yes ma'am.....


If it'll make you feel better... you and LKE can fuck me silly.

Well, it might take more than that.....



Lie down here and let LKE put this blingfold on you.