I just spilled something on my couch

[PacificBlue]

and my first thought was...

my parents are going to kill me...

my next thought...

I'm 32...what the fuck is wrong with me???

I'm a daughter who listens entirely too much.

 

[PacificBlue]

Did I mention I don't live at home and haven't for years?

::rolling eyes::


who'd like to corrupt me?!?!?

 

[Siren]

 

[PacificBlue]

Do you know how to get fingernail polish off a couch cushion perhaps?!?!?

whoops...

I'm thinking...just turn it over. I am a bachlorette after all.

 

[Siren]

 

[perks]

ummm? nail polish remover?

I don't know, really.

 

[Starfish]

LOL. That is proof positive that certain parenting methods do work!

Sorry about your couch.

 

[PacificBlue]

ummm? nail polish remover?

I don't know, really.

tried that...didn't work. I'm thinking oxy-clean or just turn the cushion over and ignore it. It's not like it was an expensive couch anyway...it resides in a bachlorette pad...pppllluuueeezzzzeee.

 

[perks]

nail polish stain

okay, Don't use nail polish remover!

 

[PacificBlue]

LOL. That is proof positive that certain parenting methods do work!

Sorry about your couch.

Sad, isn't it? I know there is a wild child in here somewhere...yearning...begging...to be released.

Let the corruption begin!!!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

who'd like to corrupt me?!?!?

Um, do I need to take a number?

 

[patient1]

Best guess is blot up everything you can while it's wet, try a suitable solvent ( nail polish remover), and blot that up too.

I would guess that after it dries you could flex the fabric for a minute or two & it would flake off. No nail polish is that chip-resistant.

 

[PacificBlue]

Um, do I need to take a number?

Apparently not...there isn't a line.

There are a few questions I must ask though.


Years of experience at corrupting?

Worst act ever committed?

Wildest place you've ever had sex?

 

[PacificBlue]

Best guess is blot up everything you can while it's wet, try a suitable solvent ( nail polish remover), and blot that up too.

I would guess that after it dries you could flex the fabric for a minute or two & it would flake off. No nail polish is that chip-resistant.

I tried the nail polish remover and then soap and water...it's there for life I think. I'm actually sitting here smiling...I've never spilled anything on a couch before or any piece of furniture. It feels kinda liberating. *grin* Nobody is gonna yell at me, cause nobody but me is ever gonna know. I could just dance.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Apparently not...there isn't a line.

There are a few questions I must ask though.


Years of experience at corrupting?

Worst act ever committed?

Wildest place you've ever had sex?

You have a PM.

 

[patient1]

By all means, get up & dance!

It's your life, celebrate it!

 

[zantac666]

Get more polish and paint the whole couch.