I just hugged a fuck.

[Lancecastor]

Pass the kleenex, wouldya?

 

[SpiceCake]

You tell me where you found a fuck to hug and I am so there! *stuffs her pockets with kleenex and heads out the door*

 

[A Desert Rose]

Just came in to show off my new title.

 

[lovetoread]

Can I see?

 

[TAKEMEE]

Wonders who the fuck is

 

[lovetoread]

We can only guess.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lancecastor Toy Division Introduces Hugafuck.

You tell me where you found a fuck to hug and I am so there! *stuffs her pockets with kleenex and heads out the door*

Lancecastor Toy Division Introduces Hugafuck.

Cyberspace
Via Lit Net
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.....Yes! Yes !! Yesssssss!!!

The Lancecastor Toy Division today announced the introduction of its new "Hugafuck" line of adult play figures in time for the cumming Christmas season.

Equipped with all orifice & appendage configurations from the factory, the Hugafuk produces its own lifelike lubricants and emissions. The patented FlavurCum system can be refilled with over 1,000 different delectable tastes, from cummy traditional to chablis and creme brulee.

For more information, please contact:

Lance Castor
Hugafucker

 

[Guest]

Just came in to show off my new title.

er... do you edit poetry?

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Lancecastor Toy Division Introduces Hugafuck.

Lancecastor Toy Division Introduces Hugafuck.

Cyberspace
Via Lit Net
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.....Yes! Yes !! Yesssssss!!!

The Lancecastor Toy Division today announced the introduction of its new "Hugafuck" line of adult play figures in time for the cumming Christmas season.

Equipped with all orifice & appendage configurations from the factory, the Hugafuk produces its own lifelike lubricants and emissions. The patented FlavurCum system can be refilled with over 1,000 different delectable tastes, from cummy traditional to chablis and creme brulee.

For more information, please contact:

Lance Castor
Hugafucker

This is why I stalk... heh...

Sometimes the stuff you type is just...so not what I was expecting.

 

[Samuari]

er... do you edit poetry?

That was me I don't know what happened there.