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For real this time! :D :D :D

I was in line applying for a room next semester, and a guy came in behind me listening to his iPod. I recognized the song and called it out. Next thing we knew, we were talking about how much we hate republicans and how we are both H.P. Lovecraft poser-fans (love Cthulu, never read one of his books) and how much we have in common.

Next thing I knew, we were watching 'Robin Hood, Me in Tights', he was massaging my shoulders and one thing lead to another. It was the first time in months... and boy did it feel great!

What was the best hook up you've ever had?
 
For real this time! :D :D :D

I was in line applying for a room next semester, and a guy came in behind me listening to his iPod. I recognized the song and called it out. Next thing we knew, we were talking about how much we hate republicans and how we are both H.P. Lovecraft poser-fans (love Cthulu, never read one of his books) and how much we have in common.

Next thing I knew, we were watching 'Robin Hood, Me in Tights', he was massaging my shoulders and one thing lead to another. It was the first time in months... and boy did it feel great!

What was the best hook up you've ever had?

You've never read a Lovecraft story?:eek:

Mmm best hook up.

I suppose I should say the wife(seeing she ghosts these threads quite often), but I'll go with one that was pure sex.

When I first got divorced I was twenty eight and I went on a binge, screwing whoever wherever whenever.

I started going to the bdsm clubs and hunting the little goth girls (18 and over settle down people) and pretty much reliving the glory days.

there was a woman I worked with who was damn close to fifty, but still looked pretty damn good. She had this frigid bitch rep and you wouldn't think she'd know what to do with anything outside of missionary.

She runs into me at the bar down the street from work and sits down with me and after a couple of drinks asks me if I'm done with training wheels and want to go for a real ride. I almost blew it by laughing at her. I was back in the life style and was recapturing dom mode.

So I figure oh why not I'll go easy on her.

I ended up spending the weekend and damn near couldn't walk on Monday, she tore into me like there was no tomorrow and had to be the wildest woman I'd ever been with.

there were points that it seemed more like a fight than a sexual encounter and we both loved every minute of it.

Now of course this where I fess up and say it was second best to the first time with my wife when we made sweet passionate love and.....

Oh, forget it.
 
For real this time! :D :D :D

I was in line applying for a room next semester, and a guy came in behind me listening to his iPod. I recognized the song and called it out. Next thing we knew, we were talking about how much we hate republicans and how we are both H.P. Lovecraft poser-fans (love Cthulu, never read one of his books) and how much we have in common.

Next thing I knew, we were watching 'Robin Hood, Me in Tights', he was massaging my shoulders and one thing lead to another. It was the first time in months... and boy did it feel great!

What was the best hook up you've ever had?

Hey by the way, I just checked out your submissions page is that a 100% Hot rating? Damn girl that is a sea of red! Good for you.
 
For real this time! :D :D :D

I was in line applying for a room next semester, and a guy came in behind me listening to his iPod. I recognized the song and called it out. Next thing we knew, we were talking about how much we hate republicans and how we are both H.P. Lovecraft poser-fans (love Cthulu, never read one of his books) and how much we have in common.

Next thing I knew, we were watching 'Robin Hood, Me in Tights', he was massaging my shoulders and one thing lead to another. It was the first time in months... and boy did it feel great!

What was the best hook up you've ever had?

Robin Hood, Men in Tights? Really?! awesome :D

Best hook up would have to be the first one night stand I had. It was the night I was shipping off for basic training and I met a guy at the hotel that was just coming back from deployment. I went to his room, we watched some inane show on TV, and then BAM. His roommate didn't even wake up... >.>
 
For real this time! :D :D :D

love Cthulu, never read one of his books) and how much we have in common.

What was the best hook up you've ever had?


Never read Lovecraft ?.
You have missed a significant part of your education.
And Cthulu is NOT NICE AT ALL !
 
Never read Lovecraft ?.
You have missed a significant part of your education.
And Cthulu is NOT NICE AT ALL !

Lovecraft is worth a read definitely. And Cthulu may not be nice, but if you go here, you'll think he's darn cute. :)

As for the hook ups... I suppose I never really had one. No one-night stands in my past. Again, my bland history is ... bland.
 
Hey by the way, I just checked out your submissions page is that a 100% Hot rating? Damn girl that is a sea of red! Good for you.

96% actually. The first chapter of 'Poor Simon' (the first story I submitted to the site) is hovering around 4.42, and my one poem is 4.67, but with only three votes.

Vanity and Lust are my sins. :D :D :D
 
In my apartment where I banged this high school cheerleader for about 36 hours.

Relax! It was my 20-year-old wife, wearing her old uniform. We were both role-playing and that uniform just did something to me... *shudders*
 
I did my time with H.P. Lovecraft and enjoyed it.

Like AirRichard, some of the best hookups have been with steady partners.
 
In my apartment where I banged this high school cheerleader for about 36 hours.

Relax! It was my 20-year-old wife, wearing her old uniform. We were both role-playing and that uniform just did something to me... *shudders*

Role playing is the shit. The wife and I have been role playing every Saturday night for close to ten year

I would have a hard time picking a top five never mind a favorite.

One memorable one was on a cruise we took four years ago. We ate at the same table with the same people all week for dinner, but the last night they let us move (the cruise was far from full)

So we sit at a table with three other couples who don't know us. We sit down, and my wife hits my leg under the table and introduces us as brother and sister.

So we spend dinner chatting away, but getting increasingly affectionate, arm around each others shoulders. Holding hands on the table and we're getting looks.

Finally at desert (and after several drinks more for show then effect) she leans over and kisses my neck, then gives me a long hard kiss, and we get up and excuse ourselves.

We then made a pit stop on the dance floor to bump and grind for a few minutes then laughed our asses off all the way back to the cabin.
 
96% actually. The first chapter of 'Poor Simon' (the first story I submitted to the site) is hovering around 4.42, and my one poem is 4.67, but with only three votes.

Vanity and Lust are my sins. :D :D :D

1st chapters are generally the lowest voted, the scores go up from there as you drop trolls and casual readers and get the core audience.

At one point the only one I had that did not have an H was SWB 1 which was 4.4 since then I've had a couple dip under. I'm 57 out of 61, but too tired to figure out the exact percentage.
 
Location can spice it up too. We did it (twice) in White Sands Military Reservation, ...naked...outside the car...just 100 yards from the highway.
 
For real this time! :D :D :D

I was in line applying for a room next semester, and a guy came in behind me listening to his iPod. I recognized the song and called it out. Next thing we knew, we were talking about how much we hate republicans and how we are both H.P. Lovecraft poser-fans (love Cthulu, never read one of his books) and how much we have in common.

Next thing I knew, we were watching 'Robin Hood, Me in Tights', he was massaging my shoulders and one thing lead to another. It was the first time in months... and boy did it feel great!

What was the best hook up you've ever had?

Congratulations! A serendipitous achievement, indeed! :heart:

May I suggest a new set of words that start with the letter "u":

unforeseen
uninhibited
unforced
urgency
uncompromising
ultimate
undulate
uvula :confused: (never mind)


:cattail:

ETA: The best hookup was in college when I discovered that girls are not made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. :devil:
 
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72k+ views on the first one and no comments.

People act like it would kill them to take the thirty seconds to leave one.
Okay editing this because I looked again and it says it has 7, but I can't see them. ???

And is there any other reason for this than silly personal attack?

Your obsession with me is really quite amusing.
 
Ha! Checked your story biography, Cruel...Pejic got a mention or two in one of my stories. :)
 
72k+ views on the first one and no comments.

People act like it would kill them to take the thirty seconds to leave one.
Okay editing this because I looked again and it says it has 7, but I can't see them. ???

Here you go, Lovecraft. Here are the comments you are dying to see (Not that I see what any of your innuendo here has to do with either the OP quesiton or my response to that question). Enjoy.


HOT! HOT! HOT!!!
10/01/06 By: forfun44 in Canada
Loved it! Wish I was his bottom!


OMG... Damn Hot!
10/01/06 By: Anonymous in USA
I am going to be stroking it to this story for some time to cum.


You lucky Bastard!
10/02/06 By: Anonymous in USA/MA
I love taking big black cock that way!


love cock
08/19/07 By: Anonymous in usa
I would do anything to have that big cock fuck me


My God!!!
11/04/07 By: Anonymous in USA
I just wish I could find a man like that! I'd love to get filled over and over and over. You lucky, lucky man.


Wonderful creation!
01/28/08 By: Anonymous in USA
Really terriffic build-up and almost too short an ending. Love your writing and am enjoying all your stories, especially the more forceful, exotic, group situations. Thank you, tod keeney


Craving Such an Experience
01/20/09 By: Anonymous in USA
I found my self hyperventilating while you described the army captain dominating a white man. As a married white man who has never experienced gay sex I found your story incredibly arousing. I crave a large black cock in my ass. The only thing better would be to simultaneously take one in my mouth as well.

Why do you continue to volunteer to have egg on your face like this? :D
 
Please, pretty-please don't fight.

And if either of you get snippy at this comment, it will just prove how petty you are. Just do not respond to this comment, and start a catfight thread.
 
Please, pretty-please don't fight.

And if either of you get snippy at this comment, it will just prove how petty you are. Just do not respond to this comment, and start a catfight thread.

Wearing blinders much? (and, no, responding to your comment doesn't mean a thing just because you say it does. I gave a direct, innocuous response to your original question, and look where that led. If you want this sort of stuff to stop, stop wearing blinders to what's happening, at whose instigation.)
 
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1st chapters are generally the lowest voted, the scores go up from there as you drop trolls and casual readers and get the core audience.

At one point the only one I had that did not have an H was SWB 1 which was 4.4 since then I've had a couple dip under. I'm 57 out of 61, but too tired to figure out the exact percentage.

93.4 %

But you're on the toplists, so you have more trolls then I do.
 
And is there any other reason for this than silly personal attack?

Your obsession with me is really quite amusing.

Nope, but every time I click on a story I like to read the comments. I see a lot of stories that say they have them, but I don;t see them.

And I don;t see an attack here. 72k views is pretty good for that category no?
 
How the hell did hooking up with someone turn into talk about ratings??? I thought I went off on tangents... o_O
 
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