I just got dumped!

[EllieTalbot]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SOB!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

never mind... nothing to see here... just some pathetic girl feeling sorry for herself... move along, move along...

Broken-hearted in Baton ROuge,
Ellie

 

[fond of facials]

 

[k¡tty]

If you'd like we can sit around and talk about all his flaws, how he wasn't any good in bed, the belching and ball scratching that annoyed the hell out of you.






btw you've reached 100 posts and now get a AV.

 

[islandman]

It's almost Mardi Gras. You won't be single for long.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Hey. Look on the bright side. You have 100 posts so you can put up an Avatar.

 

[fond of facials]

Hey. Look on the bright side. You have 100 posts so you can put up an Avatar.

Go find yourself a sexy avatar. It won't make anything better, but it's a fun distraction.

erotic avatars

 

[EllieTalbot]

Thanks, fond. I needed that.

And yes, kitty, I'd love nothing more that to sit around and dish about him.

So here's my plan of action for the day. I'm going to to run out right now, go get a bottle of something I like. Sit here, post all day, (I may even get belligerent with ppman and make him suffer all the bitterness I feel) and pick out an erotic AV.

Sounds good.

I'm going now to get that bottle... Hmmmm... maybe I'll splurge and get some Hennessy.

Going to get tanked in Tennessee,
Ellie

I'll be right back (don't say I didn't warn you)

 

[Pyper]

Screw the erotic AVs! Pick out some quirky Native American mythological figure av.

<-------

 

[fond of facials]

Thanks, fond. I needed that.

And yes, kitty, I'd love nothing more that to sit around and dish about him.

So here's my plan of action for the day. I'm going to to run out right now, go get a bottle of something I like. Sit here, post all day, (I may even get belligerent with ppman and make him suffer all the bitterness I feel) and pick out an erotic AV.

Sounds good.

I'm going now to get that bottle... Hmmmm... maybe I'll splurge and get some Hennessy.

Going to get tanked in Tennessee,
Ellie

I'll be right back (don't say I didn't warn you)

Go get a bottle of Butter Shots.

 

[k¡tty]

It always makes me feel a bit better to talk to friends about what stupid things the guy did and just how bad he was sexually.



If you need help with the AV just give us a shout.. we'll be more than happy to do so.




btw if I haven't yet mentioned that I think how you end your posts is adorable and funny.. I have now.

 

[ma_guy]

never mind... nothing to see here... just some pathetic girl feeling sorry for herself... move along, move along...

Sorry to barge in. I misread your comment. I thought it was something about "some pathetic girl feeling herself"... THAT could make a nice Av!

 

[Vilac]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SOB!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

never mind... nothing to see here... just some pathetic girl feeling sorry for herself... move along, move along...

Broken-hearted in Baton ROuge,
Ellie

Sorry to hear it, Ellie...but you have to look on the bright side:

You'll have plenty of time to choose your new AV now. <g>

*Edited to add: "Just like three other people suggested up there!" lol

V~

 

[peachykeen]

The way I see it, you have two options:

1 - go out and buy a bottle of something; drink it all; wallow; wake up tomorrow feeling woozy but resolve to pick yourself up and get on with life,

or,

2- go out and buy a pint of ice cream; eat it all; wallow; wake up tomorrow feeling woozy but resolve to pick yourself up and get on with life.

Your choice.

(ps both of these options are better if you can convince a good girlfriend to come over and share it with you...)

 

[EllieTalbot]

Okay, I'm back with some citrus rum, fully prepared to drown sorrows with panache. (takes a straight slug from the bottle) Ooooo-ga! I like it!

Got an AV picked out. It's erotic AND romantic. It's not Native. (sorry Pyper. But I do like yours. Fits you to a 't') Now to go load the darned thing...

But first, a complaint about the man who dumped me. Let's call him Dor- um... Dirk. Let's see, what was wrong with him? um... he had overdeveloped muscles that preoccupied him a bit too much. Yeah, that's it.

I do believe this rum is working. I feel all warm inside.

BRB with an AV

Purring in Punxutawney, (<---- for kitty)
Ellie

 

[peachykeen]

Yeah, who needs Jerk - oh I mean Dirk, anyway?

 

[k¡tty]

heh overdeveloped muscles.




Damn I think I'm going to miss out on all the slagging of said
Doirk. Real life has a habit of ruining a good time, sometimes. ;-)






Thanks for the special purr.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I feel a hangover coming your way. Watch out...he's not worth a hangover. Hope you feel better soon. There's a whole world out there waiting for you.

 

[lnxguru]

There should just be like an Ex-Significant Other gripe thread


Howdy allz.

 

[EllieTalbot]

Okay, the new AV is up. Whaddya think? I like Rodin. It's probably a little too lovey-dovey for my mood right now, but what the hell.

That's perfectly alright, kitty. Frankly, I have to stretch to say anything bad about him. He even dumped me in a gentlemanly fashion. He met someone new and didn't string me along. So I can't even lambast him for that...

ARGH!

On the contrary, Mr. Roses. He is worth one hangover. Not any more than that, but definitely worth one.

Peachy- that's good advice. I have ice cream in the fridge. Maybe I can do both?



Swilling in Swan Junction,
Ellie

 

[curious2c]

Well Ellie, perhaps it was for the best. Better to find out now than far too late. beautiful flowers for a beautiful person.

I am sure you will weather this storm fine and come out way ahead of the game in the end. In the mean time, hang loose and enjoy life. I understand that chocolate is good for these kinds of things too.

 

[JazzManJim]

Ellie Talbot, World Traveler.

I'd like to say, just as a bitterness purist, that it does take the edge off the bitterness when you try to drown it in anything fruit-flavored.

YOu can get a good array of drinks by listening to old blues songs. Whiskey is alwways good.

If that doesn't help, come find me. I lived in a wellspring of bitterness for a while. I know all the tricks!

Oh! Regarding Rodin. He was okay, but Mothra rules!!

 

[April]

YOu can get a good array of drinks by listening to old blues songs. Whiskey is alwways good.

Bourbon whiskey, that is.

 

[cheesysusie]

Please allow me to be trite for a minute, and just say, Ellie, any man who can't see who you are inside, and appreciate that person, doesn't deserve you. Now to be a little less trite, how's that drunken bitterness coming? Ready to slam him? Cause I have a lot of experience slamming jerks. Hope you feel better soon doll!

 

[nitelite33]

One great thing to remember about being dumped:

Rebound sex!!!

That's right! If you act now, you can forget your misery in the arms of a sloppy, boorish, misogynistic, but hunky pinhead who will mean absolutely nothing to you!

Unhealthy? Sure! But after all he is just a disposable mangina!

But hurry while supplies…err the pain lasts!

common sense sold seperately

 

[curious2c]

After some more thought...you are obviously an intelligent, beautiful young lady. He must be NUTS to dump you. I have re-read your posts of late and I think that other than your intelligence, you are articulate and funny too. You will do much better. Be careful of that dreaded rebound though (no offense nitelite33) that can be problematic too.
I am sure that out there somewhere is a better, kinder, handsomer, more intelligent, funny man just looking for you too.