I just got a cable modem.

[Problem Child]

Wow, welcome to the fucking 21st century.


(you can tell I'm pretty impressed by the speed of this whore, cuz I made a thread about it and all)

 

[Jim_Henson]

More porn quicker.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Ok, so now I suppose you need some good porn movie links right?

 

[sexy-girl]

now you can moan when literotica doesn't load in 1 second instead of 1 min

 

[sunstruck]

I can never go back to dial up. It's like driving around in a pinto when you've owned a porche, or flying coach after expiriencing first class.

Welcome to the world of high speed porn luvy.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I like the Bell South DSL better, but cable still beats dial up. Welcome to the world of blazing porn downloads....

 

[calypso_21]

now you can moan when literotica doesn't load in 1 second instead of 1 min

I thought I was the only one who did that...whew! Glad to know differently.

 

[Problem Child]

I should get a years worth of blowjobs and a case of Campbell's chunky soup just for putting up with dial-up for the last seven fuckin years.

Goddamn, this rocks. I'll actually go surf dirty pics again.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

as we all thought we had an original fucking thought

 

[calypso_21]

I think homemade soup is called for when you've been stuck with fucking dialup.

 

[Problem Child]

I like the Bell South DSL better, but cable still beats dial up. Welcome to the world of blazing porn downloads....

They don't have DSL in my area yet, and the cable just got activated here. Plus I get about 50 cable TV channels basically free. I can shitcan my second phone line, my ISP and my satellite now.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

They don't have DSL in my area yet, and the cable just got activated here. Plus I get about 50 cable TV channels basically free. I can shitcan my second phone line, my ISP and my satellite now.

and use the savings to buy Kleenex for Vixen and I...our beloved Vols are gonna die in Athens Saturday.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

DSL and cable each have their uses in different areas. DSL slows down according to how many people access a node/server. Cable doesn't become affected as much by that.

Welcome to the REAL internet PC.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

yea

No DSL where i live either. I have cable from a local cable company that should be called Hillbillies R US but it is better than dialup.

 

[tortoise]

I have a superdy-duper fast DSL at work, but I've yet to spring for the high-octane stuff at home. So, when I surf from my speed-challenged home base, I know exactly what I'm missing. Feel my pain.

(you can tell I'm pretty impressed with PC's new technological capabilities, cuz I posted to his thread about it and all)

 

[ma_guy]

I should get a years worth of blowjobs and a case of Campbell's chunky soup just for putting up with dial-up for the last seven fuckin years.

Jeez, I can hardly wait to see what I get when they finally get around to putting in cable around here. I'v ebeen on dial up since '89 and it looks like I'll still be on it for another 2 years at a least!

I should fucking move.

 

[Problem Child]

and use the savings to buy Kleenex for Vixen and I...our beloved Vols are gonna die in Athens Saturday.

Maybe Casey's shoulder will hurt too badly and he won't play. They couldn't get a whole lot worse without him, from what I've seen.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Just as good going in as it is coming out!

I'll be getting back to you on those blowjobs, Speed Racer.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Maybe Casey's shoulder will hurt too badly and he won't play. They couldn't get a whole lot worse without him, from what I've seen.

Its not his fault, that damn line could not block my uncles wheel chair basketball team.

 

[Problem Child]

I have a superdy-duper fast DSL at work, but I've yet to spring for the high-octane stuff at home. So, when I surf from my speed-challenged home base, I know exactly what I'm missing. Feel my pain.

(you can tell I'm pretty impressed with PC's new technological capabilities, cuz I posted to his thread about it and all)

I feel your pain bro, and I can tell you're impressed.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Just as good going in as it is coming out!

I'll be getting back to you on those blowjobs, Speed Racer.

Please hurry.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok, as far as compensation goes I get the blow jobs of course, but canned soup?? You're just shooting for the moon baby.

 

[Problem Child]

DSL and cable each have their uses in different areas. DSL slows down according to how many people access a node/server. Cable doesn't become affected as much by that.

Welcome to the REAL internet PC.

Thank you. I'm really looking forward to looking at nasty-cum eating ho's flashing onto my monitor at light speed tonight.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

your supposed to be on the beach sunny, now go bake or something

 

[lavender]