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Guest · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
Lou was at home, when an unexpected quarter of a battleship failed to bounce off her arse. She suffered severe chafing and was off work for 3 minutes. She recieved £4,000 compensation.

If you've been chafed by a battlehip, at home, or at work, then call Accidents Direct and see what you can claim.

The Earl

I don't know if I'm more concerned about the fact that you know that script off by heart, or the fact that I do, too.

Keep this up, and I might have to buy a scooter. They're on special offer right now: buy one, get one free! (And the free one folds up and fits in the Anne Widdecome).

Guest · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
But you could condense all of your groans into one compact monthly outburst.

Not our Tatelou!

The Earl

Bahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

TheEarl · Jun 15, 2005

Tatelou said:
I don't know if I'm more concerned about the fact that you know that script off by heart, or the fact that I do, too.

Keep this up, and I might have to buy a scooter. They're on special offer right now: buy one, get one free! (And the free one folds up and fits in the Anne Widdecome).

I'll tell you what, we'll go halfsies on the scooters. I'll buy the free one.

If you're really nice to me, I'll give you the hole from my Mo Mowlam as well.

The Earl

neonlyte · Jun 15, 2005

Tatelou said:
Keep this up, and I might have to buy a scooter. They're on special offer right now: buy one, get one free! (And the free one folds up and fits in the Anne Widdecome).

You can get an awful lot in an Anne Widdecombe - and no chaffing! Boris knows

TheEarl · Jun 15, 2005

neonlyte said:
You can get an awful lot in an Anne Widdecombe - and no chaffing! Boris knows

You could probably get a good lot in an Anne Widdecombe as well. Why would you want an awful one?

No chaffinch though.

The Earl

TheEarl · Jun 15, 2005

Ever wonder if ElSol actually wanted this thread for anything?

The Earl

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
Ah, that's where the confusion arises. My mantlepieces aren't made from wood. They're made from teapots.

The Earl

Don't teapots float then?

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

Tatelou said:
Teapots!? Mo and Anne have copulated!?

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

PMSL....

geronimo_appleby · Jun 15, 2005

wanderer2704 said:
Don't teapots float then?

Witches do.

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
I don't think you can exfoliate with a battleship. Certainly not that quarter at least.

The Earl

Have you tried...I would have thought they could exfoliate fairly well, or am I thinking of exterminate?

geronimo_appleby · Jun 15, 2005

Tatelou said:
Originally Posted by Tatelou
Teapots!? Mo and Anne have copulated!?

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Anne and Mo wiv their tit's hangin' out..." NEXT

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
No, no. The teapots are from John Major and Edwina Currie.

The Earl

What Ann and Mo are the offspring of those two?

TheEarl · Jun 15, 2005

wanderer2704 said:
Don't teapots float then?

Not if they've got battleships in them, no.

The Earl

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
Not if they've got battleships in them, no.

The Earl

Ahh but if they were in the battleships then they would be floating.

TheEarl · Jun 15, 2005

wanderer2704 said:
Have you tried...I would have thought they could exfoliate fairly well, or am I thinking of exterminate?

No, you're thinking of the Daleks.

<Dalek voice> Exfoliate. Exfoliate! </Dalek>

The Earl

TheEarl · Jun 15, 2005

wanderer2704 said:
Ahh but if they were in the battleships then they would be floating.

No, if they were in the battleships, they weould be hanging. Have you not been paying attention to this thread?

The Earl

Guest · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
No, if they were in the battleships, they weould be hanging. Have you not been paying attention to this thread?

The Earl

No. Something about ass worth 25 pence.

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

geronimo_appleby said:
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Anne and Mo wiv their tit's hangin' out..." NEXT

Now I feel sick!

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
No, if they were in the battleships, they weould be hanging. Have you not been paying attention to this thread?

The Earl

Surely they could be sitting on the mantlepiece in the battleship, they wouldn't be hanging then.

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

TheEarl said:
No, you're thinking of the Daleks.

<Dalek voice> Exfoliate. Exfoliate! </Dalek>

The Earl

Sounds like an idea for a commercial, you should try selling it!

English Lady · Jun 15, 2005

I'm sure if Elsol laughs half as much as I just did, he'll not mind the waythis thread is going.

Which way IS that exactly?

TheEarl · Jun 15, 2005

English Lady said:
I'm sure if Elsol laughs half as much as I just did, he'll not mind the waythis thread is going.

Which way IS that exactly?

Sideways. I'm off for a nap for 20 minutes.

Everyone have an aardvark on me!

The Earl

geronimo_appleby · Jun 15, 2005

wanderer2704 said:
Now I feel sick!

I'm trying desperately to get the next line out too. Something about Anne's clout...... Bleaugh.

wanderer2704 · Jun 15, 2005

English Lady said:
Which way IS that exactly?

Up, down all around I think.

Hi EL ltns

geronimo_appleby · Jun 15, 2005

English Lady said:
I'm sure if Elsol laughs half as much as I just did, he'll not mind the waythis thread is going.

Which way IS that exactly?

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