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I have.........

I have a slab of meatloaf staring me in the face. It's about 5:2:1 fat-free turkey sausage, spicy Italian sausage, and oatmeal as binder (with egg whites as glue), also tomato and spice and everything nice. I personally knew neither the constituent Italians nor turkeys, so I feel no guilt. Still, it's meatloaf, a name that should bring horrors to many minds. I'll sip another cup of ginger tea and consider it.

I have a soprano ukulele. I need a (larger) tenor model, preferably a 6-string (doubled 1st & 3rd strings), in taro-patch tuning. My sprained thumb still hurts too much to play mandolin or guitar, so I'm stuck with ukes and banjos. I am disappointed with my banjo-uke. Its tuning pegs are friction-only, not geared, so it never stays in tune. Bummer.

I have an itch. It needs to be scratched. See y'all later.
 
I have learned something this morning.
I didn't know Ukes came in different sizes; I've only ever seen small (?) ones.
 
I have in mind a fishy English dish while stuffing a saucy Danish pastry. :devil:

Either would probably kill me butt what a way to go. :)
 
Hypoxia said:
I try to follow a basic rule: Never let your meat loaf.


Properly punctuated now.
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Hey, I do bad enough with proper punctuation. I don't need anymore help screwing it up. Just ask my editor.
 
TxRad said:
Hey, I do bad enough with proper punctuation. I don't need anymore help screwing it up. Just ask my editor.
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I have to pitch in here, inserting my pen ... is clearly going to be necessary :devil:

OK, you want to put 'I have ... ' in there somewhere. (One day John might even come back here and check out his thread! :rolleyes:) 'I do bad enough' is acceptable as you are obviously trying to convey a cheeky roguish bit of rough stuff character, who doesn't know how to talk proper(ly) - but can fuck like a good 'un. And the use of the word 'screwing' with the hint at a double entendre is a nice touch for this particular board ... :D

(Just want to add in my own defence: started editing AFTER he posted that story full of typos! :eek: You would not believe the amount of alcohol it has taken to lick that [insert your word of choice] into shape ;))

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NaokoSmith said:
I have to pitch in here, inserting my pen ... is clearly going to be necessary :devil:

OK, you want to put 'I have ... ' in there somewhere. (One day John might even come back here and check out his thread! :rolleyes:) 'I do bad enough' is acceptable as you are obviously trying to convey a cheeky roguish bit of rough stuff character, who doesn't know how to talk proper(ly) - but can fuck like a good 'un. And the use of the word 'screwing' with the hint at a double entendre is a nice touch for this particular board ... :D

(Just want to add in my own defence: started editing AFTER he posted that story full of typos! :eek: You would not believe the amount of alcohol it has taken to lick that [insert your word of choice] into shape ;))

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:kiss::kiss::kiss:

You're the bestest. ;)
 
TxRad said:
I have an idea that most of the writers around here are not all that familiar with the... uh... bible. :cool:
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I have the feeling you read my original post, which I edited hard :devil: before you even picked it up! (See what a snappy editor I am :) )

It read: I have the best writers, I don't mean that in the Biblical sense, LOL.

I think most writers on here are familiar with having people in the Biblical sense even if they haven't recently thumbed through Genesis ;)

:rose::kiss:
 
Psst Maj, are you around?

It's a bit early but I've brought my fishy dish back, and I have a warm throbbing pussy.
:kiss:

Uh, I mean the kitten is here snuggled up in bed with me, LOL. ;)

(Special <snerk> just for you. :rose:)
 
NaokoSmith said:
Psst Maj, are you around?

It's a bit early but I've brought my fishy dish back, and I have a warm throbbing pussy.
:kiss:

Uh, I mean the kitten is here snuggled up in bed with me, LOL. ;)

(Special <snerk> just for you. :rose:)
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Ah, Mrs Slocomb. . . .
< giggle >
 
NaokoSmith said:
Psst Maj, are you around?

It's a bit early but I've brought my fishy dish back, and I have a warm throbbing pussy.
:kiss:

Uh, I mean the kitten is here snuggled up in bed with me, LOL. ;)

(Special <snerk> just for you. :rose:)
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:D

"Stretch"..."Yawn"...

Good morning, Naoko. :)

My pussy's begging for attention and she wants to play. :cattail:
(Talk about a "cattitude")

I have fresh coffee ready in the kitchen when you get eyes. ;)

(I'm blowing a sweet <snerk> your way.) :kiss::rose:
 
I have been trying to install Linux on my surplus computers for over twenty years. Nyet.
I have finally attained a clean install. Finally. After over two decades' (intermittent) effort.

I have got to find a new challenge now.
 
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