"I have to pee" and other embarrassing things

[KillerMuffin]

What is the most embarrassing thing that your child, or one you were temporarily in charge of, has ever bellowed out in a public venue?

 

[freescorfr]

No Daddy, I'm eight, .

When checking in for a boat where 7 and unders were half fare.

The twins in unison!

 

[roxie]

Are those firecrackers?!


this screamed by my 6 year old neice at the top of her lungs in the middle of the grocery store on a busy Saturday afternoon
She was pointing to the tampons I'd just thrown in the cart. Apparently, my father told her they were fire crackers

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

This is actually pretty common, I guess. When my youngest son was just beginning to talk, he couldn't say "Truck"

Family Wedding, quiet moment, son looking at a book... sees a truck

"Mama!! Fuck!! Fuck!!" (in that wonderfully loud shrill toddler voice)

Oh man, I was sooo embarrassed.

 

[Tantanah]

"Why are you FAT?" my daughter asked a lady in the check out line at the grocery store, when she was 4.

 

[Lasz]

"Why are you FAT?" my daughter asked a lady in the check out line at the grocery store, when she was 4.

Yup I saw this little 4 year old boy go up to this lady and say, "you are plump, plump, plump, plump, plump, plump" Singing it in a song. That lady must have went home and cried.

 

[Ginny]

"where's his other leg, mommy?"

 

[seXieleXie]

i don't have any kids, but...

my sister used to have a hard time with the letter L. that made my name sound strange (uh-yay-yis for alexis) but the word clock was also difficult... it came out "cock." one day in the store she pointed to the big scales in the produce section and loudly proclaimed: COCK!

one day i was driving with my aunt and uncle and baby cousin to the birthday party of my grandfather. we stopped to get gas and my aunt and uncle both got out of the car, so i brought my cousin up to the front seat to keep her happy. that plan worked and she wriggled off my lap and went over to the driver's seat. she stood up on the seat and grabbed the steering wheel, and with all the joy a two and a half year old baby could muster she told me "i'm Daddy! I'm driving! FUCK!"

 

[sabbathstorm]

My two year old likes to announce to people when she farts. No matter where we are, she'll scream "Mommy, I farted!". She did this last night when we were in the checkout at the grocery store. I think the little old ladies were shocked

 

[Lasz]

OMG I remember when my little sister used to call her vagina her "front butt" when she was 4.
Also one morning I woke up and she was running around the house naked! Maybe I should tell thoese stories to her friends

 

[Allexus_TN]

My mother likes to tell this one on me:

When I was about 3, we were in a store when a man with extremely bad body odor walked by. I loudly announced, "That man needs to take a bath!" while pointing at him.

She says she tried to melt into the floor.

 

[Tantanah]

Yup I saw this little 4 year old boy go up to this lady and say, "you are plump, plump, plump, plump, plump, plump" Singing it in a song. That lady must have went home and cried.

I'm sure she must have. I once had a little boy stick his hand up my shorts and pinch my ass, at the grocery store. Then he gave me the sweetest smile. He must have been around 3. HIS mother was really really embarassed.

 

[Silverlily]

my budding little cynic

When my oldest daughter was four, we went to see the Easter Bunny at the mall. Right in the middle of a group of kids, she loudly asks, "How stupid do they think kids are? Bunnies don't lay eggs!"

She has also been guilty of announcing only idiots believe in Santa. We avoid those types of things now.

 

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[Mistress ReNae]

My little guy

My 3yr old likes to jump around like he is "ED the chimp" and say "EEEE" or he just says "Hey I gotta go to the bathroom" he knows how to read signs for denoting where the bathroom is and we have to visit them all.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

A friend of mine's little niece ... she can not say " ice cream " correctly... so when she does ask for some ice cream it comes out as "ass cream" ...

We are at the mall - and she is asking for " ass cream" at the top of her lungs.

 

[JazzManJim]

A friend of mine's little niece ... she can not say " ice cream " correctly... so when she does ask for some ice cream it comes out as "ass cream" ...

We are at the mall - and she is asking for " ass cream" at the top of her lungs.

Mmmmm.....ass cream....<drools>

 

[cymbidia]

This wasn't exactly in public but...

My 5 year old son has recently earned the priviledge of answering the phone. He has to be polite, he knows, or he doesn't get to use it. He loves the phone, my little guy, and is careful to obey all the phone rules i have set up for him.

Not too long ago, i was in the bathroom when the phone rang. Before i could yell in to him to leave it alone (call me weird but i don't like to hold phone convo's when i'm sitting there), hhe picked it up. As he came into my bedroom and then into my bathroom, i heard him say, "Just a minute please, my mommy is going poop". Then he handed the phone to me, smiled proudly, and disappeared.

Praying to all the gods that have ever existed or will ever exist that it was my mother on the phone, i weakly said "Hello?"

"Ms [my last name]?" said a stranger's voice on the other end, a man, someone with a pretty big amount of laughter hiding behind his polite words, "I just wanted to call to let you know that we'll be there to do your cable hookup between noon and 2PM today, okay?"

 

[WhiteRose]

One of my best friends when I was little rarely thought about what she said before she said it. When she was about 6, a woman was chatting with her at a store and asked what religion she was...and of course she answered, "I'm a PROSTITUTE!" rather than "Protestant". Her mom was pretty embarrassed over that.

Years later when we were in junior high, she and I had gone down to the mall and were browsing through Pier 1 Imports, and oogling a couple of young marines who were also in there. She yelled at me from several aisles over, "I LOVE INCEST!"...erm "incense" would have been more appropriate, although it did draw some amused chuckles from the marines. I pretended I didn't know her.

 

[Laurel]

My cousin, yelling, referring to the lady behind us: "Mommy, is she Black?"

 

[Laurel]

another one that sorta counts

Years previous, the brother of the above cousin was in diapers. We were in line to see Santa at the mall. Apparently, the little boy was in the midst of a really difficult bowel movement. He'd stand like a normal kid for a minute, then hunker down with his butt out and his eyes all slitted, making this straining "mmmm" noise. It was pretty obvious what he was doing.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Are those firecrackers?!


this screamed by my 6 year old neice at the top of her lungs in the middle of the grocery store on a busy Saturday afternoon
She was pointing to the tampons I'd just thrown in the cart. Apparently, my father told her they were fire crackers

LOL... I'm telling that one to MY kids (when or where I have them).

 

[RavenStorm]

My son is 3 and he has 3 grand mothers. I have been married twice. Well he saw this little old lady at a resturant and ran up to her before I could stop him and said Grandma Grandma. The lady didn't know what to say. I went and got him and he said well mommy I hugged grandma I want my $1 now. (he was scared to hug his grandparents so I had to bribe him with a dollar each time to hug her) the poor lady turned so red and so did I.

He also loves to yell out each time he has to go to the bathroom that mom I have to Pee or Poop no matter where we are even church

 

[glamorilla]

Cymbidia...your story had me cracking up for a few minutes All of them!

Once my younger brother followed my Aunt...who had to go to the bathroom really bad...behind the bushes at the beach and at the top of his lungs in greek began screaming "vlepo mouni!" over and over again...which translated mean "I see pussy!"

 

[kotori]

First visit to Québec, my younger brother (aged 8, I guess), goes to the washroom in the Restaurant. A minute later he comes back and asks, loudly: "Hey dad, am I a hommy or a femmy?"
(Refering to the French "Homme" for "Men" and "Femme" for "Women")