I have taken the first step and admiited I have a problem

[miles]

I have a serious addiction, but it's OK. I'm joining a support group.
No more denial or shame. I have become powerless.

A couple of months ago I was eating lunch and flipped on the TV. Life has never been the same since.

A show so real, so "now", so dopey, that I can hardly wait until the next day to see it again.

My drug is a show called "Blind Date." It's not on once a day, but three times! This opiate is broadcast back to back from 12 - 12:30, then 12:30 - 1:00, then again at 11:00 PM.

Protect your children from this mindless cheese, lest they become useless protoplasm like me.

It's been over for 2 hours, but my palms are still sweaty. God help me.

 

[PacificBlue]

"Hello Miles!"

At least it's not Jerry Springer.

 

[Guest]

 

[TN_Vixen]

miles

I watched back to back episodes of that show the other night. I was ashamed of myself afterwards.

This one guy was sooooooo cheesy. Kept talking about his date's breasts the entire time. She fell asleep twice on the date!

I wouldNOT have gone on with the date. I would've taken a cab home. Kept saying stuff like "anyhooo". He just made me ill.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

First Blind date then..............

Cheaters. Have you seen that show? Now, talk about entertainment t.v.? This ones a dousy!!! Especaillay when they show the video tape of them being caught and them playing it back to the accuser. The things they say after that are quite amusing. AHH!!! These shows are too much. lol


kgboot

 

[miles]

God help me, I love it so.

Most of the guys are either manly super-studs or total squirrels. The women are either whiny or snobby.

Last week a guy from Spain wanted to be called Zorro. One girl told the guy she wasn't going to let him kiss her goodnight. He tried anyway, and she kept turning her head away. Dude didn't get the message. Finally he says to her "Come on, it's your life. Take a chance."

....and another time..........

I feel so dirty.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

In almost every episode of Blind Date I've seen the couple ends up in a hot tub at the end, and frequently in the buff. I don't recall ever ending up in a hot tub at the end of date with a complete stranger. But maybe that's why I'm not broadcasting my dates on television.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I felt so sorry for this one guy

the other night. It was obvious that he was trying really hard with the girl. (The girl, btw was very cool) And at the end of the date he asked her about going out again and she said she had a boyfriend.

right.

You could see the pain appear on his face. Bless his heart. She ruined him.

 

[miles]

Old enough to recognize fine entertainment and real life drama when I see it.

I'm fascinated by your hat. Looks like one that a girl might wear in a 1950's Disney movie. She's from a very rich, proper British family and has her very own Nanny.

 

[shadowsource]

Never heard of it

What channel is it on?

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

shadow

Fuhgeddaboutit. It's over your head anyway.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Never heard of it

What channel is it on?

Channel 7 on my tv.

Ever try boiled peanuts?

 

[miles]

Okay. I have another admission. I've never bared my soul to my friends like this.

They have a website, too, where they show outtakes that can't be shown on TV.

I feel so relieved. My secret is out.

Why do I still feel dirty? Maybe I'll take my ninth shower of the day.

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

lavender

Was I right?

"RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmmmmm Punch!"

I hated that fucking movie. My kids wore out the tape.

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

TN_Vixen

Yep.

Ever loaded a coke? It's a secret redneck delicacy. Let's see if anyone knows what it is.

 

[miles]

Lavy

Oh, that's different. Great movie after ingesting a magic mushroom.

Say hello to Willy for me.

 

[TN_Vixen]

miles?

you're being too hard on yourself, sugar. Y'see.. I'm addicted to Big Brother. And, I go to their website and chatroom.

I'm not proud of it at all.











Tonight, 9pm... they're gonna kick Bunky or Will out. I know one thing for certain. Bunky will cry no matter the outcome.

 

[miles]

RockyTopPrincepesa

You lost me on that one, sweetheart.

And BTW, I turn to orange jello when a woman calls me sugar.

 

[TN_Vixen]

you mean to tell me

that you've never heard of the "Big Brother" show?

I love orange jello.

 

[Mischka]

Re: TN_Vixen

Ever loaded a coke? It's a secret redneck delicacy. Let's see if anyone knows what it is.

I give up. What's a loaded Coke? I've done the rum & bit, but that doesn't strike me as a redneck delicacy.

 

[miles]

Mischka

Not now. I'm trying to break TV's streak.