I have never...

I left off at 2 fingers...

I have never engaged in any activity of any kind involving a strap-on.
still 2...
I have never gone to a BDSM convention type of event.
1, It was about violet wands. Whoo! they even had a tesla coil there. and they DP'd a girl with the violet wand probe. it was so cool.
I have never partner swapped.
still 1
I have never worn adult diapers in fetish play
still 1.
I have never done bdsm in real life!!
0! It figures i'd run out of fingers on this one...
I've never been gagged.
still 0
I've never had a partner into suspension.
still 0. By rope or hook. I wish! Boys who hang from hooks are a total turn on *drool*
Engaged in ponyplay.
still 0
I have never publicly posted images of myself less than properly clothed.
-1! I used to be a camwhore too. It was stupid. I STILL get random messages from people who remember me. It's really weird. Now i only post semi-tasteful nekkie pics.
I have never eaten my dinned from a dog food bowl on the floor.....
still -1. My dogs would bite my face off if they saw me trying to eat out of their bowl.
I have never used an AV of my feet before!
Still -1, My feet are kinda hobbit like, with less hair.
I haven't found a Master yet.....
-2!
I’ve never been to a public dungeon
-3!
I have never had an enema.
-4! (there's something nie about that feeling of a cleen booty.
I've never been hit with a single-tail
-5 (Ditto JMohegan. I've given myself a few really NICE welts showing off with my whip. I've also recived some taps from others)
I have never collared a partner.
still -5.

I have never been high.
 
Never have I ever.... been drunk.
*drinks*

I have never had sexual intercourse with a person of the same gender.
*drinks*

I've never been cuffed.
*drinks*

I have never been in love.
*drinks*

I've never had anal!!
*drinks*

I have never sucked on someone's toes.
*drinks*

I have never had an enema.
*drinks*

I have never been high.
*drinks*


It's sad that I have such a short list given the length of this thread!

Never have I ever been on the receiving end of rimming.
 
Drinking for:
"I have never posted on the "Isolated BDSM Blurt" thread."
"I have never debated the issue of weight and bdsm."
"Never have I ever.... been drunk."
Hm, not sure. I think yes, but not enough to be sick with it. I usually know when it's time for lots of water ;) I just drink a little now.
"I've never been cuffed."
"I have never been in love."
"I have never done bdsm in real life!!"
"I have never publicly posted images of myself less than properly clothed."
"I've never been hit with ANYTHING other than a hand."


Not drinking for:
"I have never inserted needles into my body for sport."
"I have never drank urine."
"I have never had sexual intercourse with a person of the same gender."
"I have never been put in a restraint that I was unable to get out of."
I don't think so, though I never wanted to anyways. There was the time with the belt, but I would probably have managed somehow...
"I have never been branded"
"I've never masturbated in public."
Assuming that one partner is not public, I haven't.
"I have never worn fetish-wear."
"never have i ever been with more then one person at once"
"I have never been nervous about being (nearly) naked in front of a group of strangers!"
Had there been the slightest possibility of that happening I would have been nervous. Since there wasn't, nope.
"I've never had anal!!"
It's on my to-do list.
"I've never gone into subspace"
"I never fisted a vagina"
"I have never engaged in CBT."
"I never fucked a hitchhiker"
"I never used electrical play!"
"I have never sucked on someone's toes."
"I have never engaged in anything remotely scattish (unless you count ATM, which I don't)." What's ATM?
"Never have i ever intentionally caused someone pain during sex."
"I have never engaged in any activity of any kind involving a strap-on."
"I have never gone to a BDSM convention type of event."
"I have never partner swapped."
"I have never worn adult diapers in fetish play"
"I've never been gagged."
"I've never had a partner into suspension"
"But I've never engaged in ponyplay."
"I have never eaten my dinned from a dog food bowl on the floor"
"I have never used an AV of my feet before!"
"I haven't found a Master yet"
I haven't even started looking.
"I’ve never been to a public dungeon"
"I have never had an enema."
"I've never been hit with a single-tail"
"I have never collared a partner."
"I have never been high."
"Never have I ever been on the receiving end of rimming."

I have never been flogged.
 
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chris9 said:
"I've never had anal!!"
It's on my to-do list.

DVS might help..

What's ATM? ass to mouth - as in "I pulled my dick out of her ass and put it in her mouth"


I have never been flogged.
*gulp*


I have never had sex in a church....
 
Shankara20 said:
*gulp*


I have never had sex in a church....
I didn't either, nor in any other religion's house of god or whatever he/she/it is called for them. ;)
 
ATM= automated teller machine

Or

ATM= Ass to Mouth


When people say ATM machine, i think about the fact that if they were talking about an automated teller machine they woulnd't have said machine after it. Automated teller machine machine makes no sence. So clearly they are talking about a machine that fucks someone's ass, spins them aorund, fucks their mouth, then spins them around, cont...
 
Drinking For
"Never have I ever...been drunk."
"I've never been cuffed."
"I have never been in love."
"I have never done BDSM in real life."
"I have never publicly posted images of myself less than properly clothed."
"I've never been hit with ANYTHING other than a hand."
"I have never inserted needles into my body for sport."
"I have never drunk urine."
"I have never had sexual intercourse with a person of the same gender."
"I have never been put into a restraint that I was unable to get out of."
"I've never masturbated in public."
"Never have I ever been with more than one person at once."
"I have never been nervous about being (nearly) naked in front of a group of strangers."
"I've never had anal."
"I've never gone into subspace."
"I've never fisted a vagina."
"I have never engaged in CBT."
"I have never sucked on someone's toes."
"I have never engaged in anything remotely scattish." (Like Fury, I count deep rimming here.)
"Never have I ever intentionally caused someone pain during sex."
"I have never engaged in any activity of any kind involving a strap-on."
"I have never partner swapped."
"I've never been gagged."
"I've never had a partner into suspension." Hee-hee, recently did this one.
"I haven't found a Master yet."
"I've never had an enema." Funny story, that.
"I've never been hit with a single-tail."
"I've never collared a partner."
"Never have I ever been on the receiving end of rimming."
"I have never been flogged."
"I have never been involved with ATM."

Not Drinking For
"I have never posted on the 'Isolated BDSM Blurt' thread."
"I have never debated the issue of weight and BDSM."
"I have never been branded." Deep, secret fantasy here, though, for the right person.
"I have never worn fetish-wear."
"I never fucked a hitchhiker."
"I never used electrical play." (God, how I want to....)
"I have never gone to a BDSM convention-type of event."
"I have never worn adult diapers in fetish play."
"I've never engaged in ponyplay." And have no desire to because, as a horsewoman, I'd keep saying, "Dammit, you're doing it wrong!!!!!" PYLs don't like that kind of thing, I understand.
"I have never eaten my dinner from a dog food bowl on the floor." (Another hot fantasy.)
"I have never used an av of my feet before."
"I've never been to a public dungeon."
"I've never been high."
"I have never had sex in a church."

Ok, now I am exceedingly drunk. Probably would've been easier to just type out the ones I haven't done, LOL. I'm not going to add any more because I'm too confused now to think of any.
 
BiBunny said:
"I've never had an enema." Funny story, that.
Do tell.


How come you're only 23 and have done so much more than I have? And I'm turning 25 this month... I believe I have a lot of catching up to do :devil: :nana:
 
I am really really drunk off my ass at this point. Consider me lifting my glass, except for:


"I have never drunk urine." (taste of my own count? Man it's nasty!)

*drinks if I must*

I think enemas are remotely scattish and drank. Also strapping on means shit happens.


"I haven't found a Master yet."

Yeah, that's a long drink in hell there.


"I have never been involved with ATM."

Ew. And few things make me go "ew."

"I have never been branded." Deep, secret fantasy here, though, for the right person.

"I never fucked a hitchhiker."

"I have never had sex in a church."

"I've never worn adult diapers in scene"
though the prospect of a very demanding girl baby is funny...

Oh, and I've never....

done a cutting scene.
 
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I have never had even a vaguely romantic partner.

Wa-ha! eat that suckers.

...now I'm sad...
 
ammre said:
ATM= automated teller machine

Or

ATM= Ass to Mouth


When people say ATM machine, i think about the fact that if they were talking about an automated teller machine they woulnd't have said machine after it. Automated teller machine machine makes no sence. So clearly they are talking about a machine that fucks someone's ass, spins them aorund, fucks their mouth, then spins them around, cont...
[hijack]Reminds me of how batshit I get every time a newscaster uses the phrase, "HIV Virus".

Break that out, and it's "Human Immunodeficiency Virus Virus". Redundant much?[/hijack.]

I'll figure out just how tanked I need to get later, and what else I can add.
 
I never had a cutting scene, but I'll drink to the romantic partner.

I have never had cyber sex.
 
Quint said:
Arrrg, down the hatch! (Hey, I was on AOL since I was WAY more underage than I can say here and finally had a playground for my deviant and poorly-formulated desires.)

And another to cutting, although it's been minor scratchjobs thus far.

I have never come just from being told to! (Ha, I have the advantage in orgasmic "I have never.")
No drinking for me on that one.
 
chris9 said:
had cyber sex.
*gulp*

had romantic partner.
*gulp*


done a cutting scene. (but I want one)
no drink

come just from being told to!
no drink



I have never had my body wrapped in PVC / food wrap
 
Shankara20 said:
*gulp*

had romantic partner.
*gulp*


done a cutting scene. (but I want one)
no drink

come just from being told to!
no drink



I have never had my body wrapped in PVC / food wrap
Me neither. It seems I won't get drunk today...
 
CutieMouse said:
I have never played a drinking game before.

I have never publicly posted images of myself less than properly clothed.

*gulp* *gulp*

Been tied up in the passenger seat of a sports car by a powerful domme and taken advantage of (but hope to be).
 
Down three fingers.

I've been flogged, I've had a vaguely romantic partner, and I've cybered online.

I've never....had sex.
 
Cheshire D said:
Down three fingers.

I've been flogged, I've had a vaguely romantic partner, and I've cybered online.

I've never....had sex.
There are threads I should not check first thing in the morning :rolleyes:
*drinks*

I've never been with a woman.
 
chris9 said:
There are threads I should not check first thing in the morning :rolleyes:
*drinks*

I've never been with a woman.
*gulp*


I've never been a slave....
 
I've never been hit with a single-tail.

Nope

I have never collared a partner.

Nope, to me collaring is a sacred kind of thing, not something I'd play at.

I have never been high.

*drinks* Woo hoo!

Never have I ever been on the receiving end of rimming.

*drinks* That's so nasty! It feels so gooooood.

I have never been flogged.

Only with a mini flogger, I don't think that counts really. I WANT this muchly.

I have never had sex in a church....

Lord no! *smiles*

"I have never been involved with ATM."

At the moment, yes, Automated Tellers, yes. Ass to mouth, nope. It's in my fantasies though.

I've never done a cutting scene.

Nope. At least not cutting into skin. I have teased and created fear / trust with a knife. I have also watched a shaving with sharp knife scene and it was H-O-T!

I have never had even a vaguely romantic partner.

I've had no vaguely romantic partners but I have had a few that weren't vague. *L and drinks*

I have never had cyber sex.

*drinks* Speaking of being ticklish (and shy)? Cyber and extreme desire took care of that for me, for a while.

I have never come just from being told to!

Nope, but I would so like to. I work on this in my head during sex every time.

I have never had my body wrapped in PVC / food wrap.

Hmm, I don't think I have either. If I have it wasn't memorable whereas wrapping him in saran was. Hmm.

Been tied up in the passenger seat of a sports car by a powerful Domme and taken advantage of.

Nope. Not my fetish. Now stripping in the car on a date while he was wearing his seat belt and driving, then teasing him . . .*L*

I've never....had sex.

*drinks happily* I was too scared to ever say yes to sex. When I was raped at 21 breaking that barrier, I vowed to make up for lost time.

I've never been with a woman.

Nope, damn it, not yet.

I've never been a slave....

Nope. Great fantasy material for me but nope.

I have never watched the Wizard of Oz. :D

Fury :rose:
 
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