I Have Never (version 3)

[BongoGal]

IHN been in a best nipple competition and won.

I found it an honor just to be nominated.

 

[Lindi37]

IHN expected someone else to pay for my meal (apart from my parents ). ‘The guy pays’ rhetoric can die in a fire.

Yes I’m feeling spicy

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN looked back at my life and decided I should have done something different...

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN rode an ATV.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN rode a pogo stick into a wedding reception

 

[Taegul]

IHN held my breathe underwater for more than ten minutes. Yet...

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

IHN stepped in quicksand.

 

[Dashabout]

IHN sky dived naked.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

IHN wrestled an alligator.

 

[SadieAnne]

IHN smoked a cigarette.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

IHN smoked a cigarette.

What about a cigar?

 

[SadieAnne]

What about a cigar?

Nope I’ve never smoked anything.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Nope I’ve never smoked anything.

Kippers?...sorry

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used my penis to play the air guitar in public

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

IHN appeared on National television

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had sex at a PTA meeting.

 

[fsa52]

IHN dressed as Lady Godiva for Halloween.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN orchestrated a panty raid of the church congregation.

 

[Jocko2469]

I have never been arrested

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been in a Turkish prison and dropped the soap.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

IHN had sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

 

[Taegul]

IHN catered a PETA meeting with a barbecue menu.

 

[fsa52]

IHN attempted to put Humpty back together again.

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten at an Indian restaurant.