I Have Never (version 3)

[lilmissdarling]

IHN dined and dashed.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN attempted to put Humpty back together again.

Can't be done anyway!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been tattooed.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

IHN skydived off the Goodyear blimp dressed like Spider-Man.

 

[luckylegsat60]

IHN fallen off the chair lift on a ski slope

 

[snexxer]

IHN worn my wedding ring correctly.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN done the Hokey Pokey at a funeral.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN driven a truck

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN organized a wet tee shirt contest in a convent

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN cried over spilled milk.

 

[fsa52]

IHN sung opera at the Met

 

[luckylegsat60]

IHN been on a cow as it jumped over the moon

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

IHN competed on "Whose Line is it Anyway?" (well, except in my dreams, where I'm apparently one of the favorites)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN surfed while wearing a hot pink tutu

 

[j769]

IHN had full on hardcore sex in a commercial plane…

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost any of the big dick competitions I have entered.

Ok, ok! IHN entered a big dick competition.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN tip toed through the tulips like Tiny Tim while playing a ukulele.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN held my peace at a wedding

 

[Taegul]

IHN been Time Magazines Man of the Year. I'm considering legal action for the blatant discrimination.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN cooked & eaten my dogs raw food

 

[JackKingOff]

IHN: cheated

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

IHN had a weekend of hot, lusty, super-orgasmic sex with Anya Taylor-Joy. Dammit.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN accidentally pumped diesel into my vehicles

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN set fire to a shopping center.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a leaf blower to get rid of my excess leaves into my neighbors lawn and got caught.