I Have Never (version 3)

IHN had enough courage to visit a Muppets set and profess my love to Miss Piggy.
 
IHN jumped out of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland just to hang out with the animatronic characters. But damn, I've wanted to so bad...
 
IHN given the next poster a lap dance in my stripper cop costume. I think.
 
I have never scored a touchdown in an NFL game, nor have I ever scored with an NFL cheerleader.
 
IHN used the losing a testicle in a freak school bus accident as a way for women to find out if it’s true or not.
 
I have never bought anyone tickets to Spain for just accessing their boobs, but who knows what could happen with a great pair of boobs?
 
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