I Have Never (version 3)

[Trubbycat]

IHN slapped Mike Tyson.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN walked through a screen door

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN walked through a screen door

Oooooh! I have...sliding screen door, yep, been there done that! Wasn't even drinking.

IHN jumped out of a perfectly good aircraft.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been baptized in a neighbors hot tub by a Turkish Monk playing an ukulele.

 

[luckylegsat60]

IHN kissed a frog

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worn a testicle sweater on a beach.

 

[Taegul]

IHN done a striptease out of a clown costume for the next poster.

You're welcome!

 

[Pranglez]

IHN done a striptease out of a clown costume for the next poster.

You're welcome!

IHN been so turned on by a clown.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN been so turned on by a clown.

IHN been turned on by a strip tease from a Bulgarian clown. But one from the above poster would liven things up.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN skinny dipped the week after the ice left the lake.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN went scuba diving with no air in the tank.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN wore my sisters panties.

Probably because I don’t have a sister.

 

[Taegul]

IHN gotten my junk caught in a Venus Flytrap.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN gotten my junk caught in a Venus Flytrap.

LMAO!

IHN used poison oak or poison ivy to wipe my butt after crapping in the woods. (Had a girlfriend to use poison oak after peeing though...)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN bought breast milk from a shady women in a Walmart parking lot.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN tried to assemble a jigsaw puzzle blindfolded in a parking lot with an insane monk whipping my back.

 

[mnbreastluver]

iHN sang “Like A Virgin“ at a wedding

 

[Btq97]

IHN had a billboard 100 hit single

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had Bob the punching dummy in cardio kickboxing class hit me back. He might if he had arms.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN caught Moby Dick out of a canoe.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN walked a tightrope.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been worthy enough to wield Thor's hammer.

And I'm not really into touching another dude's hammer anyway.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN been hammered by Thor.

 

[Taegul]

IHN worked as a Las Vegas escort.