I Have Never (version 3)
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MKvDeepSea
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Oooooh! I have...sliding screen door, yep, been there done that! Wasn't even drinking.
IHN jumped out of a perfectly good aircraft.
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IHN been baptized in a neighbors hot tub by a Turkish Monk playing an ukulele.
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IHN kissed a frog
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IHN worn a testicle sweater on a beach.
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IHN been so turned on by a clown.
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IHN been turned on by a strip tease from a Bulgarian clown. But one from the above poster would liven things up.
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IHN skinny dipped the week after the ice left the lake.
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IHN wore my sisters panties.
Probably because I don’t have a sister.
Probably because I don’t have a sister.
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LMAO!
IHN used poison oak or poison ivy to wipe my butt after crapping in the woods. (Had a girlfriend to use poison oak after peeing though...)
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IHN bought breast milk from a shady women in a Walmart parking lot.
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iHN sang “Like A Virgin“ at a wedding
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IHN caught Moby Dick out of a canoe.
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IHN walked a tightrope.
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IHN been hammered by Thor.
