I Have Never (version 3)

[awired50]

IHN had a Lister either.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN joined the quarter mile club by having sex in a hot air balloon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN ran the 100 yard dash free balling.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN had sex at 285 ft in a hyperbaric chamber.

 

[Taegul]

IHN humped an apple pie.

Or any flavor of pie for that matter.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been a Victoria’s Secret Super Model.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN used super glue instead of water on a slip n slide.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN boxed a kangaroo.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN cum on a woman's chest.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN won a Spelling Bee

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN done the Hokey Pokey at a church on Easter Sunday.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN been manscaped in a barber shop.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten a bikini wax

 

[Matthew82]

IHN felt truly wanted and desired

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN wanted to run away.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN put my penis in a glory hole.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN stuck my penis in a knothole.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fucked a wedding cake.

 

[Taegul]

IHN actually dialed 867-5309 on a telephone before.

 

[fsa52]

IHN found the man who shot my paw.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN shot someone's paw.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped 1783 beef wieners on ice skates.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN tasted chitterlings

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN thrown my voice towards a mime to annoy them.

 

[LiveWire64]

I have never had a DUI.