I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN snuck into a wake to get a free bouquet of roses to give to my Valentine’s.

 

[Suzanna33]

IHN been to a nudist beach.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fought a penguin.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been on a stripper pole.

 

[water_moutina]

IHN said no to free fries

 

[Cabooseluvr]

IHN offered to pay for that extra order of fries in my bag

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN trained my penis to do any tricks other than play dead.

 

[water_moutina]

IHN trained my penis to do any tricks other than play dead.

What about twitching and spitting cream?

IHN offered to pay for that extra order of fries in my bag

I wish I could say that

 

[mnbreastluver]

What about twitching and spitting cream?

Raise a good point.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

IHN been to Octoberfest

 

[water_moutina]

Raise a good point.

You could name your penis "point" and when it gets hard, even you will raise a good point

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have been to the Munich one

IHN been to Octoberfest

IHN been drunk at work

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN drank shots alone.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

IHN streaked at McDonalds

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN masturbated in a church parking lot.

 

[Taegul]

IHN won an AVN award.

Such bullshit.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been this close.

 

[awired50]

IHN had three partners in one day

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN eaten a whole can of peas.

 

[awired50]

IHN been pegged.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN filled a sex doll with helium to experience weightlessness.

 

[awired50]

IHN been in a sex show.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN imagined a Litster as a sex doll.

 

[awired50]

IHN imagined a Litster as a sex doll.

IHN had a sex doll.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN had a Litster