I Have Never (version 3)

[Azuldrgon]

IHN divorced.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “Burning Down The House” in a burning house.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worked as a DJ in a strip club.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

IHN tap danced in tapioca pudding.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN brushed the teeth of a crocodile.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN forgotten my first taste of pussy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN won a turtle race with a turtle named speedy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped out of a plane with no parachute.

 

[Cat]

IHN Snowboarded naked

 

[mynameisben]

IHN fantasized about MrsNaughtyCat snowboarding naked.

...until now.


Ben

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN felt quite like this in some time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had a three legged dog named Lucky.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN jumped a motorcycle across the Snake River.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN put a snake in my pants and pretended it was my penis

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been stranded in a snow storm.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worked a stripper pole wearing a hot pink mankini

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN been tag teamed by three hot ladies....dammit...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sold a frozen dead squirrel as a taxidermic one but maybe a chipmunk.

 

[Taegul]

IHN sailed down the River Styx while listening to Styx.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

IHN seen a spongebob tramp stamp on a guy.

 

[Cymru9696]

IHN said “y’all”

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN gotten a piercing.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have never hang glided off a cliff

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been on a train.

 

[Anastasia1999]

IHN been on a train.

Oh wow. Trains are so awesome!

I have never been on the Transsiberian Railway (but I want to be)