I Have Never (version 3)

[Tallulah82]

IHN seen any of the Godfather(s?) films. I don't even know how many there are.

 

[walkingeagle]

IHN seen any of the Godfather(s?) films. I don't even know how many there are.

I have never been to Tallulah’s cave

 

[Tallulah82]

I have never been to Tallulah’s cave

Shush, man! You'll ruin my rep as a man-eater and encourage all the other dudes to speak up too. Dammit.

IHN seen this man clothed...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played “Ring around a Rosie” with a woman named Fred

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been on a surfboard.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN gotten too drunk.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used my penis to pole vault over the Amazon river full of hungry piranha’s

 

[fsa52]

IHN shot an apple off anyone’s body parts.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN roller skated through a herd of Buffalo

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stuck my penis in a fire ant nest.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a wrestling match with an alligator.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN refereed a jello wrestling match with women in string bikinis.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN raced a top fuel car.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN built a naughty snowman in a neighbors yard.

 

[AmberLGreen]

IHN licked an eyeball

 

[mynameisben]

I have never seen a live pig. The closest I've come is a ham sandwich.


Ben

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have never seen a live pig. The closest I've come is a ham sandwich.


Ben

If they weren’t live is that beastiality necrophilia?

 

[Taegul]

IHN been happier to see the Chargers lose.

SD4Life, traitors.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN ridden a riding lawn mower naked on a busy street.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I have never painted a penis using my penis as a brush.

 

[mynameisben]

If they weren’t live is that beastiality necrophilia?

It would only be bestiality necrophilia if I were fucking dead pigs. But since the closest I've come to seeing a pig (living or dead) is a ham sandwich the term doesn't apply unless, by a huge stretch of interpretation, I figure out a way to hump a ham sandwich.

I'll admit the thought has crossed my mind a time or two, but I haven't gotten there yet.


Ben

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN lost to a chicken playing tic tac toe

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN had that happen before.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snow sculpture of a couple having sex in front of a church.

 

[AlexBailey]

I have never been told that I have nice breasts.