I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN cross dressed

 

[Taegul]

I, have, never, overused, punctuation, in, a, single, sentence, before, as, much, as, I'm, overusing, it, right, now!?;:.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN witnessed coffins sound like maracas during an earthquake.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

IHN gone to Disney and not gotten a dole whip.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN trained a parrot to say Show Your Tit’s

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN received money for a sperm donation.

 

[Chillygirl]

IHN paid for a sperm donation

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN done the wave in an empty stadium

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN let sperm go to waste.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN made a sperm donation that I didn’t thoroughly enjoy.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN made a man cum using my feet.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN started a wet tee shirt contest at a New Year’s Eve party

 

[Leigh81]

IHN received a bukkake from a sperm whale

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had sex at a masquerade party.

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN used the words I love you and not meant it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a 16 Lb bowling ball to stretch my testicles.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been to Russia!

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN been black out drunk.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been flashed by a nun.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN wiped my ass with $100 bills.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN hired a topless maid to clean my parents house.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a one on one game with Michael Jordan.

 

[Cat]

I have never cooked a meal, while naked.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN walked a tightrope over gatorrama while juggling 3 flaming dildos and 2 running chain saws.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN understood what the appeal of fake professional wrestling is.