I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten a broken nose by a woman riding my face.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN turned throwing onion rings at my erect penis into a ring tossing game.

 

[water_moutina]

IHN watched a show's intro on netflix. "Skip Intro" for the win

 

[mynameisben]

IHN worn contact lenses (although I do wear glasses).


Ben

 

[Cat]

I have never been a mermaid

 

[Cymru9696]

I have never worn a pink jumpsuit

 

[Leigh81]

IHN given a "special tip" to a delivery person

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stood under a mistletoe with “The Rock”

 

[Leigh81]

IHN looked through a glory hole to see what's on the other side

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN been given a "special tip" as a delivery person.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN looked through a glory hole to see what's on the other side

That's probably a good thing. You might have got poked in the eye.

IHN been to a glory hole.

 

[tnman03]

That's probably a good thing. You might have got poked in the eye.

IHN been to a glory hole.

IHN been to a glory hole either and don’t intend to

And IHN done an Atlantic crossing.

 

[steelyblue73]

I have never disappeared in a plane over the Bermuda Triangle.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used socks to increase my bulge.

 

[Mrtenant]

IHN won at poker with a naked hostess running around. Its fucking impossible.

 

[ginantonic]

IHN won at poker with a naked hostess running around. Its fucking impossible.

IHN been a naked hostess at a poker game, but I have fantasized about doing so.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a dildo instead of a carrot for a nose when building a snowman.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN left a note with the milk and cookies confessing my torrid affair with Mrs Claus.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN received a restraining order from a Lit woman so far.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had sex on a float during a parade

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had Mrs. Claus sit on my lap.

 

[fisherfella]

IHN, jumped out of a perfectly operating airplane...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fed Santa’s reindeer laxatives.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

IHN not used my tongue before using my pole

 

[fsa52]

IHN gotten a booty call from Santa or Mrs Claus.