I Have Never (version 3)

[Lonelywife1205]

IHN drank a cup of coffee.

 

[tnman03]

IHN seen the Grand Canyon

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN masturbated while watching the news

 

[Shi_One81]

I have never been to another country

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been to my countries capital (Ottawa) 5 1/2 hour drive away

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used Turkey drumsticks to play the bongo.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN performed an exorsuckcism on a possessed penis

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sucked on a nipple of a Nordstrom’s mannequin and got caught.

 

[Taegul]

IHN put baby in the corner. But I have had the time of my life.

 

[Jaime_H]

IHN met a vulva I haven't fallen in love with.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN flirted with Santa’s elves.

 

[Cat]

IHN won a fight against a moose

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN visited a brothel

 

[Sinstories]

IHN won a fight against a moose

IHN lost a fight with a moose

 

[AlexBailey]

IHN won a fight against a moose

IHN lost a fight with a moose

!!!

And to think: I’ve never even fought a moose.

 

[Sinstories]

!!!

And to think: I’ve never even fought a moose.

and that is how you avoid losing a fight to a moose

 

[Cat]

IHN lost a fight with a moose

!!!

And to think: I’ve never even fought a moose.

IHN ridden a moose...

But Alex... Hihihihihihi

... And Sinstories... True... They are... Kinda huge! Do not fight them

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used one of those large candy canes as a sex toy on a woman.

 

[Sinstories]

IHN ridden a moose...

But Alex... Hihihihihihi

... And Sinstories... True... They are... Kinda huge! Do not fight them

No worries MrsCat..I'm a lover not a fighter

 

[AlexBailey]

No worries MrsCat..I'm a lover not a fighter

I have never loved a moose .

 

[Sinstories]

IHN worn spanks

 

[fsa52]

IHN been part of a harem, that I’m aware of.

 

[LoveLiving]

IHN performed an exorsuckcism on a possessed penis

I think my penis is possessed by an evil spirit.
Please, I need an exorsuckcism. Or any kind of ISM.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been sucked off standing at a podium

 

[Wageslave]

I have never been truly happy