I Have Never (version 3)

[mynameisben]

IHN used a spittoon for the purpose it was designed for.


Ben

 

[fisherfella]

IHN jumped out of a perfectly functioning airplane..

 

[Wageslave]

IHN flown an aeroplane

 

[mynameisben]

I have never cracked under cross examination.


Ben

 

[jarigi]

I have never run for office. But I have had to run TO the office.




62M, dazed and confused.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN promised a pizza party to get elected to a office.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN rode a Turkey in a Thanksgiving parade.

 

[jarigi]

IHN had sex with a turkey. (In a Thanksgiving parade anyway).

 

[fsa52]

IHN known anyone who had sex with a turkey at all.

 

[Taegul]

IHN smoked a cigar.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN rode in Santa’s Sleigh

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN met a President of the U.S.

 

[fsa52]

IHN been asked to jump out of a cake.

 

[SassyPixiedust]

IHN made a turkey on my own.

 

[LittleSammie]

I have never been to the US

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Turned down a good cup of coffee

 

[LittleSammie]

I have never liked a BTS song. Although everyone says I should?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN burned down a house cooking Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Taegul]

IHN substituted a Pterodactyl for a turkey on Thanksgiving Day.

 

[munch2much]

I have never used a Turkey baster for artificial insemination

 

[munch2much]

IHN had sex with some with someone with red hair

 

[Beachgirl22]

IHN had short hair

 

[munch2much]

IHN been interested in having a threesome

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been bored while receiving oral

 

[Taegul]

IHN hunted elephants with a water gun.