I Have Never (version 3)

[Conager]

I have never ridden a horse or worn spurs although one pair of Tony Llamas I own has a spur ridge.

 

[Phenorke]

I have never ridden a mule

 

[Taegul]

IHN flashed the next poster at a bus stop.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN walked into something because I was looking at my phone

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN bought breast milk from a strange woman in a Walmart parking lot.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

IHN had sex in a hotel room

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN skinny dipped in a neighbors pool.

 

[fsa52]

IHN played ping-pong naked.

 

[mulehead61]

IHN lived in the south.

 

[Kat73]

I have never gone skydiving.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN rode on a float in the Thanksgiving parade and sang Danke Schoen

 

[ProfLittleGiant]

I have never published a book

 

[mulehead61]

IHN been in a submarine...

 

[Leigh81]

IHN played naked twister

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IHN ; kicked a field goal playing football on thanksgiving morning.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN shot a wild Turkey.

 

[TennebYzzil]

I have never gone water skiing

 

[Just4AFriend]

I have never had Covid


Yet

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never had Covid


Yet

I've never had crabs!

*whew*

 

[Just4AFriend]

I've never had crabs!

*whew*

I have never share a selfie here at Lit

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never share a selfie here at Lit

IHN owned a Polaroid camera.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN left the house with anal beads.......

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never had a canopy bed. Or a pony.

 

[mulehead61]

Want a mule?

IHN owned a cat.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Want a mule?

IHN owned a cat.

IHN been a cat burglar.