I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN been paid to give a lap dance.

Woo hoo! JJ's giving free lap dances!!!

IHN worked a stripper pole in high heels.

 

[JerseyJade]

Woo hoo! JJ's giving free lap dances!!!

IHN worked a stripper pole in high heels.

You wore sneakers instead, right?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN waterskied naked at Sea World .

 

[Taegul]

You wore sneakers instead, right?

Baseball cleats actually.

IHN slid head-first into third base.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN roller skated on the race track during the Daytona 500

 

[Kat73]

IHN been in a fist fight.

 

[Jada59]

IHN had to drive a car with the hood up.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been hired as a bra fitter at Victoria’s Secret.

 

[Taegul]

IHN fed strawberries to the next poster naked in bed before.

 

[Kat73]

IHN kissed a dolphin.

 

[Taegul]

IHN reached the 20,000 post milestone on Lit before.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN judged a women jumping on a trampoline contest before.

 

[Taegul]

IHN made the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list before.

#goals

 

[Esslemont]

IHN met a single woman that fulfilled everything I wanted in one.

Now...a harem of women...meets the requirements.

P.s. Ladies...why are you still wearing panties?
Relax, be yourself....explore.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost an arm wrestling contest with Bigfoot before.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played doctor in a hospital.

 

[Taegul]

IHN saved 15% by switching to GEICO.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN played Chutes and Ladders

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a fight with Chuck Norris.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been to the playboy mansion

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I have never drank a Slow Gin Fizz

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN drank gin... and liked it lol

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never bitch-slapped Kim Kardashian... but I want to... just because.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I have never bitch-slapped Kim Kardashian... but I want to... just because.

I have never held Kim K, while JJ slapped the fuck out of her :caning:

 

[sallycee]

IHN watched the Kardashians......