I Have Never (version 3)

[Kat73]

IHN kissed a girl and not liked it.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN driven across the country

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN masturbated while looking at a picture of Mother Theresa.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN shot fireworks our of my anus.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN thought about shooting fireworks out of my anus. The element of risk might be thrilling..

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN even heard of someone shooting fireworks from their anus.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN won a sexiest testicles contest.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have never won any sort of popularity contest. Thank god!

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN balanced a sword on my penis.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN walked the runway wearing a hot pink Mankini.

 

[Taegul]

IHN met a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but I am incredibly nice, friendly and polite to all turtles just in case they some day turn into one.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had a boob job.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

IHN bedazzled my vagina.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been hired as bra fitter despite filling out hundreds of job applications.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN tried out a stripper pole before.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

IHN been to a strip club.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN juggled 3 double ended flaming dildos while riding a unicycle and playing Hot For Teacher on a harmonica.

 

[Kat73]

IHN bungee jumped

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN hopscotched while naked and only wearing a hot pink tu tu.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

IHN hopscotched while naked and only wearing a hot pink tu tu.

I really feel like you are missing out.

IHN gone SCUBA diving

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN been paid to give a lap dance.

 

[Spins]

I have never tried marijuana

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten a blowjob on a tarmac.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I have never tried marijuana

IHN gotten a blowjob on a tarmac.

I have never tried marijuana OR given a blow job on a tarmac.

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN received a blowjob on a plane.