I Have Never (version 3)

[fsa52]

IHN ridden in a sleigh with or without Santa

 

[Taegul]

IHN gone out on a date with Miss Piggy. Someday...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN done the chicken dance on Dancing With The Stars.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to New York.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

IHN been to Europe.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN eat lobster

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to Europe.

I'm going for my very 1st time, this year. Hang in there!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have never been sexually satisfied.

 

[LiveWire64]

I have never been white water rafting in the nude.

 

[fsa52]

IHN greased my body to slide down a pole.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN tried pole dancing.

 

[Esslemont]

IHN gotten a double, double in the bathroom at the Tim Horton’s.

A blow job..? Yes. How boring.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN had anal sex on a first date.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used my cock for pole vaulting

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN played with candle wax.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fucked a snowwoman

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to Canada.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snow angel while naked.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

INN been to an Oktoberfest.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been caught by the police having sex in public. It's no excuse to stop trying though.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN bought breast milk from a craigslist ad and met a strange woman in a Walmart parking lot.

 

[BadAmy]

I h n not eaten half a tub of peanut butter at 330 in the morning.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

...seen a purple cow...

 

[BongoGal]

I have never had sex with anyone whose skin didn't look pretty much like mine. No tattoos.

 

[Richard_C]

I don't have any tatoos, but I've had sex with people who do.

I have never had sex on a personal watercraft.............or even ridden one.