I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten a blowjob from a woman half my age.

 

[awired50]

IHN won a spin the bottle.

 

[islandjoe2]

IHN felt bad or remorseful about the tip I left.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN played Backgammon

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN stuck a needle in my eye. Even just for kicks.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worn a bra over my head and created a dream girl like in Weird Science.

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN turned down the chance to embarrass the family by dancing SOBER at wedding receptions.

 

[Misshotndeep]

IHN been to the west coast.

 

[awired50]

IHN been to Hollywood Ca

 

[Richard_C]

IHN turned down the chance to embarrass the family by dancing SOBER at wedding receptions.

This is awesome!!

IHN danced naked on a table or bar.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN had sex in the ocean

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been hired as a bra fitter.

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed the Chris Farley Chippendales dance for the next poster.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN performed the Chris Farley Chippendales dance for the next poster.

Which is a shame...I’d stuff 20s in your gstring. IHN watched anyone from Lit dance

 

[Taegul]

Which is a shame...I’d stuff 20s in your gstring. IHN watched anyone from Lit dance

My G-string is already very stuffed.

IHN played strip poker with a trench coat wearing stranger on a bus.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN had Taegul.. um, I mean a pervert wearing a raincoat expose himself to me.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had Taegul.. um, I mean a pervert wearing a raincoat expose himself to me.

*185 minute personal montage video sent*

IHN gone streaking through The Vatican. Yet.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN seen Taegul’s stuffing

 

[Taegul]

IHN seen Taegul’s stuffing

You've never read a newspaper before?

IHN stuffed my pants with a banana before. Maybe.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN liked bananas more than I do right now.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN seen Cyberbella eat a banana.

 

[Taegul]

IHN seen a JerseyJade VS Cyberbella banana eating competition. Make it happen.

NOW!

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN seen a JerseyJade VS Cyberbella banana eating competition. Make it happen.

NOW!

On this, we can all agree

IHN watched JJ eat a banana, hot dog, sausage, or popsicle....

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN beaten Chris Farley in a male stripper contest.

 

[fsa52]

IHN danced naked on a tabletop.