I Have Never (version 3)

[Mtnmike]

IHN danced naked on a tabletop.

Really, I'd pay good money to see it, if you would

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN given a blow job to myself.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN and don't ever want to see a man give himself a blowjob.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex in a limousine

 

[fsa52]

Really, I'd pay good money to see it, if you would

Start talking money, pal! LOL

IHN borrowed money from a loan shark.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN danced for $$$$.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN visited a sperm bank. I wonder if they say cum again when your leaving.

 

[fsa52]

IHN visited a sperm bank. I wonder if they say cum again when your leaving.

If it was in the south, then they would!


IHN shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN shot a man while robbing his castle.

 

[fsa52]

IHN slept in anyone’s real-life castle.

 

[LiveWire64]

INH had sex on a round bed.

 

[LindsayRoseBBW]

......

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex with mirrors on the ceiling. Wait! I have! Never mind.

 

[fsa52]

IHN eloped.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN bought an inflatable love doll named Tiffany.

 

[Taegul]

IHN tickled the feet of the poster below me.

 

[Misshotndeep]

IHN been loved unconditionally.

 

[Series 6]

IHN been loved unconditionally.

To a certain extent, I think there are always conditions. I thought I had it, but ended up divorced.

I have never seen a tornado in person

 

[mynameisben]

I have never ejaculated into the Holy Water fount at church during mass, although I think about it every time I pass it.

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN converted a lesbian

 

[LindsayRoseBBW]

......

 

[DeckardNYC]

I have never had sex with a vacuum

 

[mynameisben]

I have never had sex with a vacuum

It's overrated. Although, if you put a little lipstick on the intake nozzle it helps.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten my junk caught in a jet of my hot tub.

 

[Series 6]

I have never driven a tank