I Have Never (version 3)

[neakman]

I have never had a guy show me their ID before having sex with me.

haha, well we can dispense with the ID then.

 

[RjThoughts]

*Ah, but did you remove your shoes on a plane . . . *

I have never had sex on a plane.

Yes I have, especially when the right foot swells due to arthritis and bone chips. Old soccer injuries.


IHN asked a female flight attendant for her phone number or email address, even if said attended kept me Dr. Pepper for most of the flight

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN has sex with a flight attendant at 30,000 feet. It was 5,279 feet. Therefore missing joining the mile high club by a foot.

 

[SukDis]

IHN eaten snake

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN seen a clearer ALT!

 

[Fragile_Rock]

ihn been a girl scout.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

IHN been loved or felt good enough for just being me.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN been loved or felt good enough for just being me.

IHN rode on a train.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I have never been to Kashmir.

 

[Kat73]

IHN cooked Rocky mountain oysters.

 

[Taegul]

IHN gone naked horseback riding with the poster below me.

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN went naked horseback riding ever.

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed a naked sex scene on Game of Thrones (am I the only one?).

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN travelled more than 2 hours just to get laid.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

IHN watched Twilight

 

[Taegul]

IHN danced in a hula skirt with a boner for the person below me.

Peek a boo.

 

[emsway]

Whew.

IHN used a fake (but very good) Russian accent to introduce myself to a man in a bar as Nikita.

I introduced myself as Natasha.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

I introduced myself as Natasha.

IHN captured Moose and Squirrel.

 

[emsway]

IHN captured Moose and Squirrel.

IHN been so surprised that someone got that reference.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

IHN been so surprised that someone got that reference.

IHN wanted to associate with someone who would NOT get that reference

 

[Jada59]

IHN masturbated on cam for the person above me, or anyone else.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

IHN masturbated on cam for the person above me, or anyone else.

I definitely knew that...because I would have remembered.

IHN been abducted by aliens....at least I don't think so.

 

[emsway]

IHN not cried while attending a wedding or a funeral.

 

[HBergeron]

IHN had sex with twins

 

[Taegul]

Despite the ideas my AV give some people...IHN smoked Marijuana in my life. I've never even tried it although the older I get the more curious I get.