I Have Never (version 3)

[ChainedUp]

Again, I have never seen an episode of GoT.

Nor have I. Not feeling an emptiness in my life as a result, either.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I have never had sex with a woman who didn't watch GoT.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have never had sex with a woman who didn't watch GoT.

I have never had sex with any member of the cast of GoT.

 

[AlpineFresco]

I have never been stung by an insect.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I aint never loved a man the way that I loved you - Aretha Franklin

 

[neakman]

I have never seen naked pictures of MHD.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have never seen naked pictures of MHD.

And you never will. I don't take them.

 

[HBergeron]

IHN had sex with a real nun.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN juggled chainsaws while being naked.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN cum from being stroked or blown while at the movies...

 

[fisherfella]

IHN jumped out of a perfectly good airplane..

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN been touched sexually by a priest, even when I was an altar boy!

 

[Jada59]

I have never had sex with a woman who didn't watch GoT.

I don't even know what it is!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’ve never had sex in a Turkish prison.

 

[Taegul]

IHN spooned the poster below me. IHN forked them either.

 

[yellow_rose71]

IHN spooned the poster below me. IHN forked them either.

And lucky for me you didn't knife me either


IHN been on a cruise.

 

[RjThoughts]

And lucky for me you didn't knife me either


IHN been on a cruise.

Me, too. And don't plan on it.


IHN removed my shoes on an airplane and had the person next to me complain of the smell.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Me, too. And don't plan on it.


IHN removed my shoes on an airplane and had the person next to me complain of the smell.

*Ah, but did you remove your shoes on a plane . . . *

I have never had sex on a plane.

 

[MrEd63]

I have never had sex on or in my present bed

 

[Leigh81]

I have never had sex in a hammock

L

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never had sex with someone younger than me.

 

[neakman]

I have never had sex with someone younger than me.

I could get a fake ID and make believe????

 

[JerseyJade]

I could get a fake ID and make believe????

I have never been attracted to guys younger than me either.

 

[neakman]

I have never been attracted to guys younger than me either.

well then I could just show you my real ID......

 

[JerseyJade]

well then I could just show you my real ID......

I have never had a guy show me their ID before having sex with me.