I Have Never (version 3)

IHN had my credit card declined at a Florida massage parlor. Hey, why are the cops at my door?
 
IHN Been to a massage parlor in New York, but does going to a flea market in New Jersey count?
 
IHN been invited to the Playboy Mansion. Still waiting by the phone..
 
Ihn received oral on an airplane. But as I’m getting on a plane now... fingers crossed...
 
IHN won a cooking contest with my peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipe.
 
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