I Have Never (version 3)

[bunny4med]

IHN had a bad orgasm.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been to Mount Whitney.

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN been to Mount St Helens.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been to Mount St Helens.

I have!!

IHN backpacker on the JMT.

 

[Taegul]

IHN tickled Elmo.

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN shot a nail gun in anger.

 

[WildPoppy]

I have never taken a pole dancing class.

 

[mrspank30]

IHN swam in the ocean naked

 

[angelofthenorth]

IHN made lace

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex with a teacher.

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never planted an herb garden.

 

[Taegul]

IHN choked a chicken (literally).

 

[Taegul]

IHN been saved from drowning by a dolphin...or by a Great White Shark for that matter.

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never made out in a speedboat.

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

I never had sex with a woman, but I would like too at some point. I've known I've been bisexual since I was a teenager. However, I wouldn't want her to feel used or anything like that. I just find woman to be beautiful.

 

[Taegul]

IHN obeyed the speed limit the entire drive to Las Vegas.

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never jumped into a leaf pile.

 

[Karabare]

I have never jumped into a leaf pile.

Rossie! How is that possible?

IHN been to Minnesota

 

[Taegul]

IHN used my significant celebrity status to endorse a political candidate.

 

[ElectraRex]

I have never voted Republican and I never will

 

[Taegul]

IHN received a blowjob from the poster below me.

 

[Tdfkats]

IHN skydived. But I need to.

 

[Taegul]

IHN forgotten who to thank during an Academy Award acceptance speech.

 

[Little_Sister]

IHN been able to keep a thread on topic.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been able to keep a thread on topic.

IHN remained calm at a Little-Sister sighting.

OMFG It's Little_Sister!!!!!!!!!

Someone pinch me so I know I'm not dreaming. Harder. I said harder dammit! Make it red.