Little_Sister
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I Have Never (version 3)
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Taegul
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Well, my battery's not dead, but I could always use a jump.
Little_Sister
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Well, my battery's not dead, but I could always use a jump.
Did you know this was actually a commercial?
Little_Sister
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Nope, but I'm cancelling my AAA immediately just to be on the safe side.
Where is your sense of adventure?!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/64e7d4725281dab0d91df1e3564dc2e4/tumblr_mnyun2sq7T1rin83no1_500.jpg
Taegul
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IHN kidnapped a mermaid and left her stranded on the side of the road. I wouldn't mind rescuing her though...
Little_Sister
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Careful. I hear mermaids have those snapping pussies...
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Taegul
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Careful. I hear mermaids have those snapping pussies...
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d9dbb4258eb81cfe96bbf1e990c6ad8f/tumblr_mnys8rMBsn1rin83no1_400.jpg
Pfft, you'll need more than a mousetrap for me if you know what I mean...
Maybe a rat trap...
Little_Sister
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Pfft, you'll need more than a mousetrap for me if you know what I mean...
Maybe a rat trap...
Nope, nope, nope. IHN nor will I google "rat trap porn"
That is not american. :caning:
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Nope, nope, nope. IHN nor will I google "rat trap porn"
I meant ....out of a pussy
Little_Sister
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I meant ....out of a pussy
Holy cow. Whatever you do, do NOT google image "waffle pussy" pretty sure I would have been better off with the rat trap.
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There isn't enough syrup and butter in the world...
Little_Sister
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Yes... butter... more butter...
https://media.giphy.com/media/dIPFvlMGRhze8/giphy.gif
That is much better.
Taegul
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She's like, "Holy shit! I can't believe it's not butter! OUCH!"
Little_Sister
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IHN done a science fair project where I compared the lubrication properties of butter vs margarine... but you should.
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Aside from the one at Disney World I'm with you!!
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Little_Sister
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IHN been featured on people of walmart.
Little_Sister
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IHN had sex in a church.
