I Have Never (version 3)

[WildPoppy]

I have never made an amateur sex video.

 

[Bdm20]

I have never made an amateur sex video.

That leaves open the possibility of a professional one?

 

[Lia Monde]

I have never visited a third world country [other than Alabama].

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN cooked fish on my charcoal grill.

 

[HBergeron]

IHN cum so much in a woman's pussy that it actually made her eyes cloudy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I have never been Ron Jeremy’s stunt doubles cock

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I have never had an energy drink-Red Bull, Rock Star, etc.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been fired from a hit sitcom.

 

[emsway]

I have never walked a tightrope over a lagoon full of alligators.

 

[Lia Monde]

IHN covered myself in honey and tied myself to an anthill.

 

[Bdm20]

IHN covered myself in honey and tied myself to an anthill.

I have never wanted to be an ant - until now.

 

[emsway]

I have never done the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance on top of a bar. That was a different dance.

 

[Xerxes82]

I have never had to vomit in a car or other moving vehicle.

I have never done the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance on top of a bar. That was a different dance.

I have! Lol.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a lightsaber duel with a Jedi master.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

IHN flown directly over the Grand Canyon with or without a plane....

 

[beachbaby179]

IHN flown directly over the Grand Canyon with or without a plane....

I flew IN in a small plane and OUT in a helicopter.

IHN had a better vacation.

 

[dawghoused]

Date a girl.

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I have never attended a high school prom

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN needed or worn glasses (apart from sunglasses)

 

[planetbeat_]

IHN been to San Francisco but would love to go

 

[Taegul]

IHN grown a mohawk.

 

[just4friends]

IHN won the League lottery, it must be rigged

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sexual relations with Stormy Daniels (at least not when she was physically present).

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been to New Orleans

L

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN changed a diaper